Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living.