| Day 2: Caption Contest |
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"Welcome to my crib."
Drink this can kids and you'll grow up to look like me.
~Professor Henn, Hardcore Leftist, Totally not a Dinosaur
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You come to my home unannounced at the earliest time of the day, demand I put my faith in some gent named Jehova and refuse to leave when I reject your offer? With all due respect mademoiselles, kindly kiss my tail-fin and remove yourself from my property or I shall purge you at once.
I prefer Diet Coke, actually...
Factbook of Brutland and Norden
Projects: TSP Map ● RP Guides Thread ● Federation of Scientific Organizations
You damn kids get off my lawn!
RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!" "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
"You even try drinking any of my coke, and I will literally come over there and destroy you. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire North Pacific Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, little maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re freaking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the North Pacific Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable mug off the face of the continent, you little fool. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “curiosity” bit was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have used your head and stayed away. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you god dang idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re freaking dead, kiddo."
*Burp* What are you looking at?
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