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Lampshade Bar and Grill
#11

But I came here to be served! If I wanted to cook my own burger I would have cooked one at home.
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#12

Think of it this way, if he's serving you burgers he's not serving us drinks and smoothies.
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#13

EXACTLY!!

Booze > food

Im in the process of drafting an addition for this place. Know any reputable contractors?
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#14

Happy April Fool's Day!
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#15

We're all fools. We're in TSP! EVERY DAY is April fools day!! Tounge
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#16

*Walks through the door and pulls up a chair*
Hello people, I'm a bit new here and this seemed like the best place to be. Usually in these sorts of situations I would say or do something amusing to break the ice, but this time I think I'll try to be a bit more serious. Barkeep! Vodka and Root Beer Float in a Klein Bottle with two straws and a scoop of headcheese/chocolate/pistachio rainbow sherbet!
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#17

*Pranks Crimson by spilling his bourbon drink with his psychic powers*. Sorry. Its April Fools Day!
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#18

*starts making the drink*

Oh wait, forgot something on the other counter.

*inverts gravity behind the counter and finishes drink while standing on the ceiling*

*stretches beyond gravity field and hands UFI the drink*

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#19

**as Far inverts gravity, "falls" on my head to the ceiling**

OUCH! And you spilled my drink, Far!! Thats not nice!!

**jumps up, grabs hold of the bar, and flips the switch to go back to normal**

Better. Now, new drink is on you, Farengeto, since you spilled it... Tounge
"...if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader." - Christopher Titus
Deranged in NS since 2011


One and ONLY minion of LadyRebels 
The OUTRAGEOUS CRAZY other half of LadyElysium
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#20

Ninnelives of kandoo walks with a ring of mystery to him, his foot steps are of a whisper, his movements and strides are like poetry as he makes his way through the bar, the darkness never really leaves his face only fading with his stride only to reveal his dark cat like eyes.

His voice a soft rasp

"give me the biggest Dr. Pepper float you got, one with an umbrella and one with a plastic swords with a cheery on the end."
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