| Corrupt a Wish |
Granted, but each wish can only be used for small, trivial things, and will take a little part of your soul until all you are is a souless, empty shell of a sentient owl.
I wish it would be cold forever wherever I am.
Granted, but it's always -60°C
I wish for stuff
DON'T TOUCH MY PRINGLES
Nuked the hill (sorry for that, Frost <-<) „Known for infuriating spam and a spurious claim to having a conlang, but being alright as it goes.” -Seraph, 2020 (11-03-2019, 08:15 PM)Divine Owl Wrote: Granted, but sugar equates for 95% of the tea. And who genuinely likes bitter orange marmalade? Unless the tea is Arabic it shouldn't have any sugar... and I love really bitter orange marmalade  Anyway, your wish is granted... but the infinite number of genies around you quickly turns into a black hole, swallowing and killing you. And I wish for several dozen crates of tonic water that's more bitter and less sugary than Schweppes ' dry one!
Granted, but you don't like bitter stuff anymore
I wish for unlimited spam
DON'T TOUCH MY PRINGLES
Nuked the hill (sorry for that, Frost <-<) „Known for infuriating spam and a spurious claim to having a conlang, but being alright as it goes.” -Seraph, 2020
Granted, but lag destroys your device.
I wish for world peace. AIDENFIEELD
Legislator in TSP | Active User of the RMB | Former Local Councillor | Member of The Ministry Of Regional Affairs
granted, humanity is now extinct.
i wish for unlimited fire
Granted, but the entire world erupts into flames, killing everyone.
I wish for nothing. AIDENFIEELD
Legislator in TSP | Active User of the RMB | Former Local Councillor | Member of The Ministry Of Regional Affairs
Granted, but that is also my wish
DON'T TOUCH MY PRINGLES
Nuked the hill (sorry for that, Frost <-<) „Known for infuriating spam and a spurious claim to having a conlang, but being alright as it goes.” -Seraph, 2020
i like my wishs ending
your wish is granted, but owls wish has become everyones wish and nothing is granted. i wish i could stab my table with a rusty spoon
Granted, but your table's family takes revenge on you and harvests your liver with a rusty saw
I wish for an original wish
DON'T TOUCH MY PRINGLES
Nuked the hill (sorry for that, Frost <-<) „Known for infuriating spam and a spurious claim to having a conlang, but being alright as it goes.” -Seraph, 2020 |
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