| Good Evening. |
If you don't know who I am by now, then you're either new or have been living under a rock.
I did however, write this a month or two back. It was a hushed assembly that met the Chairman's announcement, even the outspoken Sandaoguo, StGeorge and even eternally angry Belschaft stopped whatever they were doing to just stare at Chairman Rebeltopia. Member Unibot stepped forward and with a triumphant doff of his feathered cap, Sir Robin declared that he supported the motion whole heartedly and that the dastardly brigands who insist on causing trouble should be stripped of their titles, (valuables) and property whilst being thrown into City Jail! Naturally, this triggered Member StGeorge to scoff loudly and cast varied comments about Member Unibot’s package, health benefits and long term pension plan, making veiled comments about "devaluation" and "stock markets", that only served to annoy Member Unibot more. Oh it was a right old ballsup, things went from bad to worse when Member Cormac decided that he wanted to look at some of the reforms being presented, and with Member Awe headed off to the Drafting Chamber, and one of the unknown Members misheard him and started accusing Member Cormac of forgetting his role, causing Cormac to turn around, split himself into two and promptly double-team the unknown Member. Somewhere in the kerfuffle, someone had put up Socialist Republic Banners on the walls, causing a horror-struck Member Southern Bells to be torn between laughter and horror as a furious Lord Baelish of Belschaft started tearing at them, screaming about how the red hurt his eyes and it needed to go - like yesterday! All while Chairman Rebeltopia was standing in the middle of the Assembly Hall looking vaguely confused, unsure of what was happening, then the Delegate came up to him, put her arm around him and led him away to her office for some Coffee, biscuits and whatever alcohol that had been liberated from the Committee for State Security. Meanwhile, Vice-Delegate Kringalia, in his "Vassal" cape decided to zip around like a super (pardon, Soooopah) hero and accidentally crashed into Member QuietDad who promptly tripped over the Hem of Member HEM's cloak and sprawled down the stairs in a very... undignified pattern, knocking into Member Unibot and bringing half of the stairway carpet with them. As the situation devolved even further, Member Arbitron decided that it was time to wake the old people up, so tip-toeing to the "International Statesmen" section of the Assembly, he spied the Member for Eagleswing asleep, his old bones simply too weary to watch the fun, and then promptly threw a glass of water over him. The old man awoke with a start and brandishing his walking stick proceeded to beat the member, to within an inch of his life screaming about "damn kids", "MILITARY academy" and "GOOD OLD FASHIONED CANING!" before Member Hileville came over, and managed to calm him down. Welcome to the Assembly of The South Pacific, please enjoy your stay.
Raven, welcome back!
I expect you to write a new one about how much nicer we've gotten 
Escade ~ Positions Held in TSP ~ Delegate | Vice Delegate Minister of Regional Affairs, | Minister of Foreign Affairs | Minister of Military Affairs ~ The Sparkly One ~ My Pinterest
Once I am finished dealing with this coup (or whatever it is) in Osiris, sure.
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