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[PASSED] Commend Separatist Peoples |
Commend Separatist Peoples
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region. Category: Commendation Nominee: Separatist Peoples Proposed by: John Turner Forum thread: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic...4&t=371448 Description: The Security Council, Recognizing the General Assembly's often self-deluded agenda of furthering international peace and prosperity, and failing goal of furthering international diplomacy; Dedicated in its Violet-given right to see the worthiest of nations that have dedicated so much, yet asked for so little in return, forever enshrined in the permanent records of this esteemed council; Convinced beyond any shadow of doubt that The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples has made an explosive impact on the international community, via groundbreaking legislative efforts that not only have saved more lives than could possibly be calculated, but also have quite effectively legislated on the subject of international armed conflict to the point where any sane, reasonable nation can now wage all wars, from full scale conflagrations to teensy brushfire counterinsurgencies, and be sure that not one innocent life will be harmed; Thus disclosing a small sample of the Separatists’ numerous legislative efforts, which have been deeply buried under the quagmire of unimaginable corruption and deceit known to many delegations as "the Festering Snakepit":
Further entertained by the efforts of Ambassador Bell, with the assistance of talking cars, milquetoast ferrets, violent pacifists, ogre bounty hunters, potted plants, and a very peculiar trash-eating, underwear-sniffing goat, in uncovering and neutralizing an international weapons smuggling operation, culminating in the capture of the perpetrators at the World Assembly Headquarters; Thus believing without Ambassador Bell, forever immortalized by a stained glass window added during renovations after the infamous methanol incident, many lives would be lost and many drinks in the Strangers’ Bar would be left undrunk; Hereby commends the great nation of The Confederate Dominion of Separatist Peoples.
We're quite familiar with Separatist Peoples' important work in the GA, and we believe that he does deserve a commendation, so we'll be voting IN FAVOUR. We'd be happier with a more formal one, though.
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