Day 23 - So, it’s the day before the day before the night before Christmas and all through the South Pacific everyone is wondering, ‘When are we going to get that interview with Santa you promised us, eh?  We want Santa!  We want Santa!  We want Santa!  We want-’

I’m sorry, that isn’t what everyone in TSP is wondering.  That’s what the angry mob standing outside 117 Lampshade Street are demanding.

Well, fortunately for them, and for me, we have finally secured five minutes in Father Christmas’ very hectic, festive schedule to bring you this exclusive interview:

Advent Calendar: So, Santa Claus, or should we call you St. Nick, Father Christmas, or the millions of variants from across the Globe?

Santa:  You can call me anything you like so long you’re paying.

AC: Paying?  Oh, you mean the deal with the mince pies.

Santa:  Of course.  Can’t get enough of them, you know.

AC:  Well, we’ll stick to ‘Santa’ for now, then, okay?

Santa: [through a mouthful of pie crumbs] Fatebba.

AC:  Okay.  Well, I know you’re busy, so we’ll just get on with the questions then.  Just… just how do you do it?  Delivering all those presents over the course of one night?

Santa:  Well, it’s quite easy really.  [pops another mince pie into his mouth] Nu fee gai nufb bu bis fwibble bamf amb-

AC:  I’m sorry, I’m going to have to stop you there, Santa.  I couldn’t make out a word of that.

Santa:  Fowwy.

AC:  Pardon?

Santa:  [swallows mince pie] I said, ‘sorry’.

AC:  Well, perhaps we can start again?  Just how do you deliver all those presents in one - wait, what are you doing?

Santa: [popping another mince pie into his mouth] Nufd glaibimb bai fleegh.

AC: [brushing crumbs off their suit]  Well, I think that just about concludes our interview.  Thank you, Santa, for taking the time to talk to us.  Good luck with your important mission.  Please, don’t get kicked by a reindeer, or stuck in a chimney, or anything horrible like that.

Santa:  You know I still have you on my list, right?

AC:  Ha ha… Santa, everybody!

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Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

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The LORD is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love.
Psalm 145: 8

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The mob is unsatisfied.

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