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#51

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it
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#52

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice.
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#53

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place.
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#54

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers.
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#55

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow.
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#56

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow. Unfortunately, the narrator was a druid.
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#57

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow. Unfortunately, the narrator was a druid. Fortunately, none of the Druid followers knew the narrator was a druid.
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#58

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow. Unfortunately, the narrator was a druid. Fortunately, none of the Druid followers knew the narrator was a druid. Unfortunately, all of the druid followers had an ability to find druids.
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#59

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow. Unfortunately, the narrator was a druid. Fortunately, none of the Druid followers knew the narrator was a druid. Unfortunately, all of the druid followers had an ability to find druids. Fortunately, the ability was lost to time.
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#60

Fortunately, the sun was out and it was a bright day. Unfortunately, I revived this awesome thread, even though no one will take any notice. Fortunately, a small and cute drama llama was enjoying a day out on the beach. Unfortunately, there was a hurricane coming. Fortunately, the drama llama was too distracted to notice its swift and painless death. Unfortunately .... well, it ded nao. Fortunately, the malnourished survivors of a shipwreck washed up on the island, and made use of the dead llama. Unfortunately, they made use of it by throwing it into the sea as an offering. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors, Titanicus, thought the Llama was actually pretty tasty, and sent them a gift of one thousand coconuts. Unfortunately the shipwreck survivors ate too much and died. Fortunately, the God of Desperate Shipwreck Survivors turned them into a demigod and sent them back into the world of the living. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Fortunately, the shipwreck survivors weren't dead in the first place and just fell asleep. Unfortunately, the God of Death poisoned them and they died. Fortunately, the God of Death felt really guilty about this and revived them all. Unfortunately, he revived the wrong people and accidentally brought back Genghis Khan. Fortunately, Genghis Khan insulted the God of Death 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan invaded earth. Fortunately, the God of Life sent a new creature to kill Genghis Khan 12 times. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was not killed until after he had already committed such egregious atrocities as inventing The Silly Walk and the art of Lit-Firecracker Juggling. Fortunately, the God of Time reversed everything and we are now back at the beginning. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan was alive at the beginning. Fortunately, he was really, really dead in the end and "silly walks" no more. Unfortunately, there were still silly walks, because he had a legacy. Fortunately, everyone stopped it. Unfortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson still practices silly walks. Fortunately, Genghis Khan's grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grandson's son doesn't do it. Unfortunately, the Goddess of All Thing Prurient was so smitten with the Silly Walk that she commanded it be performed whenever her Druid followers danced provocatively around the campfire on the Summer Solstice. Fortunately, there were no Druid followers in the first place. Unfortunately, the narrator was in his own paradise and all persons in the world, from the start to the end, alive or dead, were Druid followers. Fortunately, the narrator's paradise had no Druids for the Druid followers to follow. Unfortunately, the narrator was a druid. Fortunately, none of the Druid followers knew the narrator was a druid. Unfortunately, all of the druid followers had an ability to find druids. Fortunately, the ability was lost to time. Unfortunately, a druid follower managed to bring back the ability.
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