*strolls over to the bar in a red blazer and waves for the bartender*

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*One of the Hobbits lets out a yelp, distressed that his friend was devoured whole right in front of him. The other two Hobbits get drunk and start dancing and singing on one of the various tables.* The Hobbit that yelped says, in a slightly angry tone directed at Pencil Sharpeners, "You had best give me back Frodo! There's a Wizard coming, he'll be at the Prancing Pony any minute now! I'd be willing to bet all Bag End, no, THE ENTIRE SHIRE that he wouldn't look all too kindly at the one who just ATE his friend!"

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“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.” 

― Rob Siltanen

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The Administrator of the LB&G arrives in a boat. He starts taking notes. "This place may steal my business. I'll stop it!". Then, he is offered some kind of hallucinogenic drink by a completely inebriated guy wearing a Speedo. He drinks the concoction with gusto, and in his resulting state, proclaims: "Ehhh... fuck it...", joining the party.

All he heard from then on, was this.

RandomGuy199
Representative of the Federal Republic of Karnetvor
Resident Venezuelan/Lampshade Bar & Grill Manager- The South Pacific
Soldier, South Pacific Special Forces

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Federal Republic of Karnetvor

 

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Government:

• President: Yaleksandr Kerenskiy
  
• Vice President: Sergei Voroshilov
  
• Minister of Foreign Affairs: Josef Kyrzinski
  
• Speaker of the House of Representatives: Saria Alianovna
  

Founding Member, South Pacific Treaty Organization (SPTO)
Member, Southern Cooperation Organization (SCO)

 "You're talkin' to the Rolex wearin', diamond ring wearin', kiss stealin', wheelin' n' dealin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', son of a gun, and I'm having a hard time keeping these alligators down!"
 
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair

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staggers in, completely sober, from his leaving night.

What if I decided I wanted waterfalls?

Suddenly, water cascades down rockfaces which have emerged from the starfield to surround the bar. Birds of paradise sweep in to land on tropical rainforest boughs, which glisten in a rainbow mist. Above the stars seem only to brighten.

Awesome. Now how about fireworks?

A very angry looking old man in a grey cloak storms in weilding a tall wooden staff. He spots PS2 standing near the bar eyeing up the remaining hobbits with a hungry gaze and with a mad cry of 'Aiiiiiiiiieeeeee!' launches a dragon firework like a rocket propelled grenade.

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And The Silicon Pens [Discord], a writer's group for the South Pacific and beyond!

Yahweo usenneo ir varleo, ihraneo jurlaweo hraseu seu, ir jiweveo arladi.

Salma 145:8

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The LORD is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in love.
Psalm 145: 8

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Staggers into the bar drunk, pile drives the old angry guy into a wall and staggers into a bar stool.*
"Gimme you're best Shot!"

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