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| Amerion's Bitch 4 Delegate |
![[Image: nyj99Pj.png]](https://i.imgur.com/nyj99Pj.png) It is with a non-existent heart that I, the most venerable Admiral General Stewie Griffin, inform TSPers of my non-candidacy for Delegate. Fortunately for you, my WA nation is required to be in another region, to rule over another headless herd of minions and as such, I'm unavailable to personally enslave your nations (for now). But you need not yet shed any tears of joy. As I am most dispassionate and filled with vile hatred, I have decided to rule TSP through my surrogate, my beloved pet and most loyal lieutenant, Her Royal Highness, Poodle-Schmidt III. You may refer to Queen Poodle-Schmidt either as Her Royal Bitchiness, Da Big B, Lady Fluffiness, or simply as My Leader. I have no doubt that you shall see fit and necessary to elect Her Royal Bitchiness to this most exalted of positions. After all, she is as every bit as ruthless as yours truly, if not more. However, in the extraordinarily unlikely situation that your nation's pathetic leader suffers from a rare mental condition and cannot properly comprehend the gift that I am bestowing upon you then I shall remind you that she once ate a member of her litter. And that was simply because it was hogging her tit, I have no doubt she shall do far worse to your children should you make the regrettable mistake of electing an imbecilic do-gooder. Sincerely but evily, Admiral General Stewie Griffin His Majesty, Admiral-General Stewie G., The Magnificent Supreme Leader of Earth, King of Kings, Democratic President/Prime-Minister-For-Life, Invincible and All-Triumphant Commander, Chief Ophthalmologist and board-certified OB-GYN, Brilliant Genius of Humanity, Noble Prize in everything, and Benevolent Oppressor and Ruthless Protector of the Expendable People of Amerion
While I do enjoy this post (
 ), are you running for Delegate or really not? It's a bit confusing...
The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest
Fortunately (for TSP
 ), I shall categorically state that I am not in contention for the Delegacy.
(07-04-2018, 04:01 AM)Amerion Wrote: Fortunately (for TSP Good. I don't want nukes near the beaches. The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest
Nukes are for big people with small brains.
I would much rather play with biochemicals, for peaceful purposes of course
99 Problems...
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Two questions (that I’m asking everyone so yay):
What makes TSP unique? What will you do if you are not elected Delegate? Above all else, I hope to be a decent person.
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(07-06-2018, 11:38 PM)Omega Wrote: Two questions (that I’m asking everyone so yay): He's not running for the Delegacy. (07-04-2018, 04:01 AM)Amerion Wrote: Fortunately (for TSP The Sakhalinsk Empire, Legislator of the South Pacific
Currently a citizen and legislator of TSP. I am active as Sverigesriket in Europe. Complete Conflict of Interest
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What have you done in TSP during the six months you were here? (I was on hiatus for at least 6 months, so i missed out on it You don't need to list everything, just some bullet points about your history here, tasks you worked hard on and which parts, who you worked with/hired, etc Helps for players who don't want to hunt down everything from past old threads.) |
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