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Day 11 - Christmas Puns!
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Day 11 - Christmas Puns!

If you've ever pulled a Christmas cracker and read the joke inside or spent Christmas dinner sitting next to an uncle who thinks everything he says counts as a Christmas cracker, then you'll be well-versed in the great tradition of bad jokes at Christmastime and there are few kinds of bad joke more intellectually challenging and rewarding than the pun, so, without further ado, share your best examples of festive wordplay below.

(If you're wondering why the above spiel contains one pun at best, then it's obviously because I don't want to use up all the punning potential before you've had a chance to go. Yule thank me later. Oh. Sorry!)
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Well this thread is a treet! I think it's Santastic!
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You know that Christmas Puns sleigh me.

I find that a Christmas tree, spruces up the place... Finna
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In English Class:

"I know one word that, by itself, it already a clause."

"What is it?"

"Santa."
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How do fish decorate for Christmas?

They put up a coral wreath.
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(12-12-2018, 08:39 AM)Nakari Wrote: How do fish decorate for Christmas?

They put up a coral wreath.

Was literally about to say "don't get it" but when saying so I just did...  Finna
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