[ADG] Statement regarding Colonel Llama's qualifications

Amerion Admiral General Joined:       Dec 2014 Posts:       2,235 Threads:       271 Rep:       2,586 Credits: 96,980¢ #1 10-15-2020, 05:21 PM STATEMENT STATEMENT REGARDING COLONEL LLAMA'S QUALIFICATIONS 15 October 2020 It has come to the attention of Admiral Delegate General Amerion that in the past day or two, questions have been raised in the press as to the military qualifications of the Press Secretary to the Admiral Delegate General, Colonel Llama. The Supreme Leader is most disappointed in those who have engaged in this animalism. The Colonel has served in the South Pacific Special Forces, 101st Animal Division with distinction and has shed wool for the region. That members of the press and even, dare I say, Justices sitting on the bench of the High Court, would call into question the qualifications of a decorated member of our military and a loyal servant of the Supreme Leader is very unfortunate. This would not happen if Colonel Llama was an alpaca. Members who attack Colonel Llama on these baseless charges should instead spend their time examining their biases. The Admiral Delegate General and all his staff will continue to work tirelessly for the benefit of Minions everywhere and he encourages South Pacificans to do the same. That is all. — Major Quokka, Deputy Press Secretary to the Admiral Delegate General Reply The following 3 users Like Amerion's post:3 users Like Amerion's post   • Belschaft, Purple Hyacinth, Somyrion Reply

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