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South Pacific Independent News Network · 01-07-2021, 09:47 PM

Year 18 | 07 January 2021

REAL NEWS
REBELTOPIA ADMITS TO BEING "THAT PERSON"
Gale Weathers | News Editor

Rebeltopia, candidate to succeed Amerion as Delegate, recently admitted to being "that person" at a campaign event, casting into doubt their ability to win the election.

The retired Associate Justice held a campaign event where they openly stated that "I am that person", admitting to the egregious charge in front of a multitude of supporters. Rebeltopia then went on to claim that they "don't have any crazy ideas", contradicting their previous persona as a fun and insane legislator.

This turn of events has rocked the political world. Renowned psephologist Jake Cobalt, who runs the election analysis site FiftyPlusOne, says that Rebeltopia was very bold in charting a new image as candidate, but suggests that it could pay off if voters see Rebeltopia as a serious and professional candidate. What Cobalt found more troubling was Rebeltopia's claim to be "that person", saying that "there is no question that being 'that person' could have an interesting impact on the campaign, but not necessarily for the better".

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