Announcement ADMIRAL DELEGATE GENERAL GRANTS PARDON 9 January 2021 Be it Known, on this Day, Amerion, Admiral Delegate General of the South Pacific, pursuant to my totally legal powers under Article XII, Section 3, Clause 2 of the Cabal's Charter, have granted unto Colonel Llama A Full and Unconditional Pardon For his alleged animal welfare abuses at the Battle of the Fifth Grassy Hill in the Great Alpaca-Llama War of 2009 and along with any actions taken on behalf of the Supreme Leader during the Emu War of 1932. That is all.

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Could Colonel Llama please enlighten us as to which side of the Great Emu War that the Supreme Leader's soldiers fought on? Obviously it was the true, right, and just side. However, my most feeble memory has led me to forget which side this was. Many thanks in advance.

Former Associate Justice of the High Court of the South Pacific (4 December 2019 to 5 February 2021)

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Could Colonel Llama please enlighten us as to which side of the Great Emu War that the Supreme Leader's soldiers fought on? Obviously it was the true, right, and just side. However, my most feeble memory has led me to forget which side this was. Many thanks in advance.

Colonel Llama, seen here taking command of the 5th regiment, Royal Australian Artillery, circa 1932

As one is no doubt well aware, the Emu War was but a brutal affair — there were no innocents, humans or emus alike. Naturally, as the Supreme Zookeeper of the South Pacific, my affinity and support lent itself towards committing my animal reserves to the side of the large flightless birds.

However, as I bore witness to the savagery of those beasts who at one point in the war pecked at the eyes of the Australian contingent, I found myself having to realign my forces with the Royal Australian Army — an alliance which would last until the unfortunately unsuccessful conclusion of the war.

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