Francograd, Pacifica. A new scandal has broken in the government halls of the New Pacific Order, the infamous pro-duck establishment that has controlled The Pacific for the last 150 years. Several authorities have been summoned to the Imperial Circular Office by Emperor and Delegate Lordeh McMallard Durthang, 14, to create a crisis committee that will handle his recent permanent suspension from known widespread social networks TweetiNPO and FrancoGram.

According to genius, trillionaire, philanthropist, trillionaire again and playboy Wartel Jattinree, CEO of NPO Social Networks Inc., the move to ban the whining duck was necessary, as allegations of him continuing a long standing campaign to promote huggling and glitter came to a peak. “It is sad that we have gone to this, but I’m afraid we can’t allow all this quacking and grunting to continue unchecked”.
 
Sources close to the Senate of the New Pacific Order have indicated that former Dragongarth Delegarth of TWP and current Consul of the New Pacific Order, Elegarth McSerious, has made a secret proposal to his fellow members of the Senate for a Motion of Unfeatherchment against the current Emperor. The results of this could have dire consequences for the drake’s control over the Order.

Written by Elerina von Xorigarth Montresor Rodriguez
The Pacific Press
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