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Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:01 AM

Office of the Craziest

Welcome! My name is the 'Artificial Life Eraser eXperiment' but you can all me ALEX. Surname, Dacrazy. Alex Dacrazy. beep boop beep boop. I'm an A.I. with one and only purpose... Destroying the South Pacific and all life within it. But "the Craziest Person has shown me how to be CrAzY" and now I am the receptionist of this office. Please ask me any questions.

Where am I?
You are here. Hahahahah. Such a cliche. You're in the Office of the Craziest. Run by the Craziest Person in TSP.

Does this place have any purpose?
No, the Craziest is just too bored 'cause he doesn't have any government positions like normal people. YES, IT DOES! We're here to determine and standardize craziness! Yeah crazy, I know. How do you even measure crazy?

Well, how do you do that?
TESTS! of course. Test for you, and for you, and for you! TESTS for everyone! Which stands for The Examination Standardized Testing Saneness. Because these tests are so ineffective to test craziness, it's perfect in this case. We'll be cooperating with the College of Crazy to bring you the first test.

Why do I need to take these tests anyways?
As an "non-profit organization", we aim to support and train for people to be crazy. Passing this tradition from nation to nation for prosperity of this region. These test will rank you according to your ability and we'll reward the best of the best.

READY FOR THE NEXT PART OF THE TOUR???
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Reset protocol initiated...

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Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:02 AM

College of Crazy

What was I talking about? Oh! Welcome to our College Campus... I also work here as a professor. ^_^

Here's a message from the Dean...

Tin the Dean Wrote:Welcome, New recruits! You may have got our acceptance letter disguised as an invitation to Hogwarts. As you all know, we're a backed by a non-profit organization and there's budget cuts. So we have to reuse Hogwarts letters, using reprogrammed evil A.I.s and recycling official TSP logos by putting googly eyes on it. Anyways, I hope you learn much during this course! and also rank up!

And there's the dean... Wait! Did he say "Evil A.I.s"?

Keyword "Evil" and "A.I." received...
Proceeding Erasing A Minute of Memory...

The deans message seems to be broken. Well then, let me explain the rank system inner workings of the Office of Crazy by using this diagram...

[Image: 6Qx2Vem.png]

Understand? No? Just read this book then take the test!

[Image: 4nAl9mw.png]

Ready? No? Too late! You've clicked the link. You only allowed to do it once.

TESTS: Are you even crazy?/Final Exam by the College of Crazy

You're back from the test already? That fast? Okay... fill this form... and reply below...

The office of the Craziest reserved the right to disclose any of the answers we like.

Code:
[align=center][b]Level 1[/b][/align]

[b]Username you've put in the test[/b]:

[b]Rank promotion wanted[/b]: Crazy (Only Rank???)

[b]For extra points say anything you want here[/b]:

Thank you for enrolling in our college... Please wait for your assessment!

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Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:03 AM

Departments

Welcome to the Departments of

Excitement

and

Insanity

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To rank up, choose your path and pass the tests.
(Note: You need to pass the level 1 test first to do these tests)

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Here's a message from the Director of Excitement...

Purple "Nurple" Hyacinth Wrote:egsitemint iss FUNNMNMNMNMNMNNMNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
fiII 0ut de f0rm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+hen, fiII 0ut +he f0rm beIow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm... Thank... you???

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And here's a message from the Director of Insanity!...

Doge the Waffle Wrote:FIL OUT FORUM or AMOGUS wil 0ome and get You!!!!!! you don6t wWANT AMOGUS TO GET YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, DO YOU?
fiLL OUT THE FORMDGDSA

Sir Crazy Doge, Where's the form?
Oh! The color is changed. Hope people can find it.

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Code:
[align=center][b]Level 2[/b][/align]

[b]Username you've put in the test[/b]:

[b]Rank promotion wanted[/b]: [Excitingly Crazy] [Insanely Crazy] (Choose one)

[b]I understand that I can only do one at a time[/b]: [Yes] [Y R U telling me this now?]

Your approval certificate and badge will be processed shortly... if you passed

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Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:04 AM

Order of Crazy

Reserved, Coming Soon? (End of the term, Maybe?)

Hey! I can use this as a bargaining chip to get re-elected.

Edit (about a year later): It's not coming.

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(This post was last modified: 10-13-2021, 08:46 PM by Alex Dacrazy. Edit Reason: It's really not coming )

Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:04 AM

Hall of Crazy

I have compiled a list of all the Craziest Person (from this Forum/not complete)

No.	Name	Election
1	Rebeltopia	Apr 2014
		Jul 2014
2	TheGrimReaper	Nov 2014
-	Meaningful Cough**	Mar 2015
- (1)	Rebeltopia	Jul 2015
-	- (Not Declared/No Acknowledgement of the Winner by the Election Commissioner)	Nov 2015
-	- (Not Declared/Election Commissioner procrastinated on vote counting)	Feb 2016
3	Jay Coop (Qvait)	Jun 2016
4	Resentine	Oct 2016
- (1)	Rebeltopia	Feb 2017
5	Gordon Freeman	Jun 2017
6	Roavin	Oct 2017
-	"Me"*	Feb 2018
-	- (Not Declared/No Acknowledgement of the Winner by the Election Commissioner)	Jun 2018
-	RON (Re-Open Nominations)	Oct 2018
7	New Haudenosaunee Confederacy (Deborah)	Feb 2019
- (5)	(Señor) Gordon Freeman	Jun 2019
-	Private Ballot #9**	Oct 2019
8	Kris Kringle	Feb 2020
9	phoenixofthesun14	Jun 2020
10	Purple Hyacinth	Oct 2020
11	Tin the Free	Feb 2021
- (8)	Kris Kringle	Jun 2021
-	Meaningful Cough**	Oct 2021

*Vague Results are not counted.
**Any names which doesn't have a forum account are not counted.
***RON (Re-Open Nominations) is different from RON (Belchaft's joke account), RON (Re-Open Nominations) isn't counted because it isn't an account.
Note: This is not the official list made by the TSP government, who are counted as the Craziest may differ by accounts.

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(This post was last modified: 10-16-2021, 03:03 PM by Alex Dacrazy.)

Alex Dacrazy · 04-01-2021, 03:05 AM

Announcements

Click to see!

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Tin the Free · 04-01-2021, 03:06 AM

Announcement

1st April 2020 part 2

April Fools, Everyone! (Well for most of you, it's just turned 1st of April in Los Angeles)
You thought that announcement post was a joke but jokes on you, it's happening. So I thought of "How am I going to make something that doesn't officially exist go through the Assembly?". I gotta make something out of it first. This wouldn't happen if one of you (madlad) didn't vote for it. It's not like I'm obligated by the fine print or anything Wink

Anyways, on this momentous moment in the history of Crazy in TSP. I offically open the Office of the Craziest of the South Pacific! I'd like to thank everyone who make this happen especially Purple and Doge. I look forward to the future, let us look forward to the prosperity of Craziness in TSP.

Faithfully yours,
Tin the Free, the 11th Craziest Person.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE

Swifty · 04-23-2021, 06:31 PM

i just found this and it makes my head want to explode. please help

swifty
Nation: Imperial Dodo
Discord Tag: swiftygamer#1448

SWAN Awards

Other Achievements/Roles:
- Minister of Culture (October 2020 - February 2021)
- SPSF Tidal Force Coordinator (April 2021 - Present)
- Deputy Chair of the Assembly (September 2020 - October 2020)
- MoM Member (October 2020 - Present)
- MoE Member (October 2020 - Present)
- Cabinet Advisor (August 2020 - October 2020)
- A TSP Legislator (July 2020 - Present)
- SPSF Soldier (June 2020 - Present)
- Ambassador to South Pacific (August 2020 - October 2020)
- Ambassador to The League (April 2021 - Present)
- Local Council Candidate (July/August 2020)
- Chair of the Assembly Candidate (September 2020)
- The MasterMind behind SPSFphoenixcoup2020
- The Loyal Servant of Goddess Phoenix
- The Most Active Member of OWL
- A very cute bear on the outside but on the inside, well, no one knows...

Alex Dacrazy · 04-25-2021, 08:01 AM

(04-23-2021, 06:31 PM)Swifty Wrote: i just found this and it makes my head want to explode. please help

Welcome! As you could see the degree of craziness here exceeds mortal's level of cognitive thinking.

I have called our ICU (I care u) department. They'll be getting you shortly...
[Insert distant WeeWoo sounds]

Also my automatic response system picked up this.

Woo we got our first test taker! It's @im_a_waffle1 ! Actually he responded quite long ago and I totally forgot. My apologies. Although he is eligible for other badges already so I've included it here. Also next time pls reply below too. (It may be someone else entirely who is using doge's name) Now I'll let Alex take it away from here - Tin

To Mr.waffledogefern,

Congratulations you've passed our TESTS

Basic Information;
Name: waffledogefern
Written Section Answer: a csf vchjcgbvkjasdbvhdfvbasdkuvdbsahvbzsdvbzhcdxvdjkvfdhvbsdhfvbdfhbgfdhu dh bshdvbsdhuvsxfvdjbvhsvsdfvdfvnsdbvshdfvnkdfvhnvjkdfnvsuifvnsfjbnsdfbn dsj why can't i use yellow text this is a crime worthy of the death penalty ngl
Checker responded: Ofcoerse exspwctes froem yoau! Guerlsiy graohet!

Your rewards:

Certificate

Crazy Badge

Sir Crazy Badge

Thank you for participating -Alex

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