Article 104: Yeah! What article 103 said!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO PUT HERE

(This post was last modified: 04-27-2022, 09:01 AM by Tin the Free.)

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Article 105: Realising that Article 102R is a complete joke, hereby thus repeals this article.

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Article 106: Article 105 shall be struck down as null and void for repealing jokes

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Article 107: Cake is superior to pie.

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Article 108: Understanding what Article 106 is saying, hereby thus repeals Article 108.

WARNING: ANYONE WHO SEES THIS ARTICLE IS DOOMED TO DEATH. THE SCP FOUNDATION HEREBY CONTAINS THIS ARTICLE. ARTICLE 108 IS AN INFOHAZARD, WE ARE ATTEMPTING TO CONTAIN THIS ANOMALY.

TSR
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(This post was last modified: 04-30-2022, 09:29 AM by TSR.)

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Article 109: Nicholas is the administrator of the SCP Foundation.

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Article 110: This article hereby publishes q book called "How to make an article repeal itself without alerting the SCP foundation".

TSR
An alt of  Communist Beijing Must be China
Main forum account: Katyarda, TNP forums
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Article 111: Dr. Bright is not allowed to do anything.

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Article 112: Anyone caught sticking pictures of SCP 096's face on SCP 173 will be turned into a Class D and sent to Site 19.

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Article 113: Hereby combines the North Pacific and the South Pacific, thus bringing over all of its articles.

Article 114: All people have to eat pizzas for breakfast.
Article 114.1 And they should be Pineapple pizza
Article 114.2 Variations to Article 1.1 must be approved by a 2/3rd majority of the legislature. Except for anchovies, which are an abomination.
Article 114.3 Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent the acquirement of pineapples; then mangos shall be permitted substitution.

Article 115: TNP and TSP shall start Operation Nukedown, creating nukes in preparation for N-Day. Operation Nukedown is repeated every 365 days, once N-Day is over.

Article 116: TNP and TSP must have an unlimited supply of rum and SPIT.

Article 117: Everyone should spam on the RMB once a day, or else their citizenship must be taken.
Article 117.1: Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent them from spamming at least once a day, then they shall spam every other day.
Article 117.2: But they should provide a proof for Article 117.1

Article 118: Chairs have been declared banned, substituting chairs will be tree trunks.
Article 118.1: To ensure safety, Houses have been banned, substituting houses will be streets.
Article 118.2 Should war, embargo, or act of god prevent them from living in the streets, they shall be sentenced to life for breaking the law, and never shall be released until they die.

Article 119: Everyone should say this daily on the RMB: A chicken in a day keeps a doctor away.
Article 119.1: In case of war or embargo causing the chicken shortage, there is to be held a vote for use of names of other types of poultry
Article 119.2: In case of chicken shortage Mutton can also be used
Article 119.3: In case of war or embargo, in a critical situation, there is to be held a vote regarding the usage of any other food substitute
Article 119.4: The Delegate has the power to veto the referendum.
Article 119.5: The Vice Delegate has half the power to veto the referendum.

Article 120: Everyone has to wear Blue socks
Article 120.1 - Both the Delegate and the Vice-Delegate can only shower and/or take a bath with the approval of the Regional Assembly.

Article 121: Cat is the national animal of the region.
Article 121.1 The cat can't stay in Bootsie's residence as they are allergic.
Article 121.2: The Cat shall have the right to run for Delegate and Vice Delegate.
Article 121.3: The Cat shall be fed with discarded chairs and 50% of the region's rum supply.
Article 121.4: Hurting a cat can lead to the banning of that particular nation
Article 121.5: The cat shall have absolute power over the region, and everyone must listen to the cat's orders, If they don't, they shall be fed to tigers.
Article 121.6: All existing cats in both TNP and TSP should have Air-conditioned rooms for their stay.
Article 121.7: Cat is the only god of TNP.
Article 121.8: Should war, embargo or act of God prevent any of these acts from happening, a referendum shall happen to declare which animal substitutes for the cat.
Article 121.9: The region may choose any animal to their liking Unless that animal is a unicorn.

Article 122: Hereby repeals Article 121.9.

Article 123: Any professional clown in The North Pacific is obligated to wear a tuxedo.

Article 124: There will be monthly voting to choose the national tree.

Article 125: Citizens have the legal right to make memes about the Delegate and the Vice-Delegate.
Article 125.1 Only if the memes are made during 30 days of flags.
Article 125.2: no memes allowed during the 13th day of each month
Article 125.3: According to Article 125.2, on the 13th day of each month, memes will be legal about other TNP members.
Article 125.4: According to Article 125.1, Article 125.2 and Article 125.3, memes about any other TNP members are only to be made on any day, besides 30 days of flags.

Article 126: This article is article 126.

Article 127: Every citizen of The North Pacific has to make a sacrifice to St. George aka Madjack every day.
Article 127.1: Should war, embargo or act of God prevent any of these acts from happening, the God of TNP (ie. cat, per Article 121.7) must give directions as to how a replacement sacrifice must be made.
Article 127.2: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent the replacement sacrifice from happening, then human sacrifices will be allowed.
Article 127.3: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent the usage of human sacrifice, a vote for use of any other type of sacrifice will be held.
Article 127.4: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent any other type of sacrifice, self-sacrifice will be the only allowed way.

Article 128: Every member of the Security Council is obligated to start watching a film and after half of it, go to the end and watch the rest in reverse, once a year.
Article 128.1: Should war, embargo or act of god prevent the Security Council members from watching a film half-the-right-way, half-backwards, using videotapes as a replacement is allowed.

Article 129: All nations have to join the WA, Or else they will be banned.

Article 130: Hereby replaces the word "cat" with the word "dog", including in articles 121.1-121.9

Article 131: Article 130 is hereby repealed, restoring Article 121 to its original form.
Article 131.1: Future articles replacing cats as regional animals, and gods, and taking away their rights are to be repealed.

Article 132: Dogs are to be given full legal protection.
Article 132.1: Dogs cannot be given rights that are opposed to Cat's rights
article 132.2 article 132.1 is null, Dogs get all rights that cats have, except for absolute control
Article 132.3: Article 20.2 is repealed.
Article 132.4: Hereby repeals Article 132.3, and all laws which give cats rights over dogs are repealed. Automatically will be repealed, articles 131, and 121, are repealed, and shall not be restored. all mentions in art 9 of cats, will be replaced with dogs, except for article 121.1

Article 133: See Article 134

Article 134: Articles 130 and 132 were just created for fun so that cats could just not do rest and do some mental thinking.

Article 135: All rights of pigeons have been repealed by this article.

Article 113.1: Realising how many articles there are in TNP's constitution, hereby appoints Nicholas to continue.

(I put effort into this to copy everything please do not repeal it!!!

also nicholas here is the link, starting from article 24)

TSR
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(This post was last modified: 05-13-2022, 10:32 PM by TSR.)

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