| Constitution of the South Pacific |
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Article 24: A 300,000 drama llama reward is hereby established for anyone who can make a good cheese out of UHT-pasteurized milk.
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Article 25: Drama Lamas have coins made of cheese.
Article 26: A Grand Council will be called every two years to annoy Roavin.
Article 27: Lampshades shall be the SPSF's main weapon.
Article 28: This article hereby repeals Article 27 as null and void on grounds that melee weapons are useless in this day and age.
Article 29: This article hereby repeals Article 28.
Article 30: Trains are a required and vital transport infrastructure and the government of the South Pacific are required to create and maintain dense networks of trains within its territory.
Article 31: Lampshades are fitted with rocket launchers in order to still be useful to modern military.
Article 32: This article should not be repealed.
Article 33: Attempting to repeal Article 32 will result in death.
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