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Backstory:
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The God-Primordial Chaos has been put to rest ever since Felipe the Second evoked on the river of 'Aliakmon, before leading his rightful campaign to conquer the pesky, self-proclaimed 'gods of Olympus'. The call for aid was heeded indeed it was it was, for a price. His son, Aleks with a z conquered the southern tribes. Seeing Almaxander idolize just some guy hanging around with dogs; Chaos chose not only to give the young man big big wow territory in his lifetime, but to have him killed at like, 30 or something. The God, unsatisfied with Alex amusing the dog guy, has also cursed all of which the Petite Emperor conquered. Since then, the God-Primordial has been just looking... at humanity, quietly waiting for his next victim, like a serpent.
There came the Goon Squad of Bistritza, as displayed below. The God-Primordial was satisfied with this offering, for whatever reason. Thus, Bistritza's split personalities (often coped by denying the existence of IC/OOC on NS Forums) have been united into a single Hivemind: BeeStreets, with a z of course. A foolish young lady once told us, 'Only a hivemind can defeat Comfed in the run-off''. Well, I would reply but I got bored writing the introduction. So it will end now, stop reading.



Conflict of Interest:

An old man appeared before the Hivemind, pestering the Nest with questions about some conflict and some interest, as if that exists. Nevertheless, BeeStreets complied to the interview, which went as follows;

Christmas Carol: Do you have any conflict of interest?
The Beehive: Apart from clearly being a future (voluntary) defector to TRR. No.
Christopher Karen: Did you ever swear an oath of fealty to the Coalition of TSP?

It was at this time that the Beehive was angered, we have swarmed at Kras Krasgle. They've tried running away but much to dismay of the young man, he had already been wrapped around in a spinneret net within a cobweb. Or something, idk.
Swearing an oath of fealty? We are the Coalition.



What has been done and what is to be done?, by Valdimir Lennon.


The Past, as it is (un)known:
  • Tricameral Parliament, because any other solution is crigne.
  • Just keep talking, and you'll say something that makes sense.
  • Whatever it is that I have ever posted on NS-GA Subforum. Wait that's a fourth wall break you can't do that. Just did, don't care.
  • Like, 80% of nonsense spawned on the RMB by this user.
  • Many more, etc etc etc. Whatever.

What is to be done?
  • Tricameralism established, assuming we're based.
  • Free the market, free the land, free the people, the free romanians.
  • The Hivemind incorporates all of you within itself, then it'll be an actual Coalition.
  • Anyone who wants to ban Boozin and Cruisin in WA gets exiled, as the Clowns have Risen Up.
  • More free things for the lumpenproletariats.
  • And many more, I'm ending this now, it's tiresome.
how will you promote the booze cruise nation in TSP?
(06-03-2022, 03:01 AM)rosaferri Wrote: [ -> ]how will you promote the booze cruise nation in TSP?

The hivemind of Bistritza and the funnyman of Orcuo have already set up a ''Joker and Jesse Scholarship Program''.
We've already managed to pay for scholarship of 4 booze-n-cruizin Jokers by our smartsmart!! investments on the Diablian Stock Market Exchange.
Our final goal on the said exchange is to get Jesse Pinkman his well-deserved Chemistry BA and put enough Boozer-Jokers through college. This way, their wage quota increases, increasing available finances to invest in the stock market. The final goal is to buy TWP and Osiris, thus puppeting their votes in the WA and disabling the ban on booze-cruizin. we have no final goal.
(06-04-2022, 05:30 AM)The Allied States of Bistritza Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-03-2022, 03:01 AM)rosaferri Wrote: [ -> ]how will you promote the booze cruise nation in TSP?

The hivemind of Bistritza and the funnyman of Orcuo have already set up a ''Joker and Jesse Scholarship Program''.
We've already managed to pay for scholarship of 4 booze-n-cruizin Jokers by our smartsmart!! investments on the Diablian Stock Market Exchange.
Our final goal on the said exchange is to get Jesse Pinkman his well-deserved Chemistry BA and put enough Boozer-Jokers through college. This way, their wage quota increases, increasing available finances to invest in the stock market. The final goal is to buy TWP and Osiris, thus puppeting their votes in the WA and disabling the ban on booze-cruizin. we have no final goal.

how will you deal with the declining rate of Saul Goodmans in TSP?
Dope denounces this campaign as a deep state conspiracy. All patriotic freedom fighters vote for Mr Com Fed.
(06-04-2022, 09:25 AM)Comfed Wrote: [ -> ]Dope denounces this campaign as a deep state conspiracy. All patriotic freedom fighters vote for Mr Com Fed.

ComĀ FED???????????
(06-04-2022, 10:45 AM)rosaferri Wrote: [ -> ]
(06-04-2022, 09:25 AM)Comfed Wrote: [ -> ]Dope denounces this campaign as a deep state conspiracy. All patriotic freedom fighters vote for Mr Com Fed.

ComĀ FED???????????
Fake news!
(06-04-2022, 09:06 AM)rosaferri Wrote: [ -> ]how will you deal with the declining rate of Saul Goodmans in TSP?

(06-04-2022, 09:25 AM)Comfed Wrote: [ -> ]Dope denounces this campaign as a deep state conspiracy. All patriotic freedom fighters vote for Mr Com Fed.

nice sentence structure, sane-itoooor ; none of the free joker stirnerites would write such cohesive chicanery. cornfeed is a panopticon of language, he is deceived by his own mind yuor honro0o..
ok cool so anyway,

Dearest Rosa Luxembourg,
I suggest that the ideal solution to global warning is the en-masse use of TNW's in active wars as to decrease Earth's temperature. It is very simple you see.
as for Slippin' Jimmy, he hasn't accepted my nomination for him as MoFA, so Mike's salary is on the league's hands not mine.

-yours truly, the Spider Syndicate Revived.
(06-02-2022, 06:09 PM)The Allied States of Bistritza Wrote: [ -> ]the Goon Squad of Bistritza, as displayed below
I forgor :skull: :skull: to display them wait

[Image: alliance.png]

this is the goon suqquad they're all here