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The means for this game are simple:

  1. You begin answering the question posted above you in a Conspiracy Theorist manner.
  2. You ask something of any sort. Be it a recent or historical event, as well as daily life things for the next poster to answer.



I'll begin with the following question:

Why Alaska is part of the USA instead of Canada?
Because there's a bomb under the ground that only Canada knows about.

Why did Germany get split into 2 after WW2?
Because the allies didn't want East Germany so they left the leftovers to the Soviet Union. Also because the West and East Germanies bickered a lot.

Why did the French help the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War?
Because they wanted Croissants to be included in a Continental Breakfast.

Why was the UN created?
Max Barry made a grave error, resulting in a backroom legal kerfuffle. 

Why was Abraham Lincoln so tall?
Because he was two smaller men inside a costume, working as president and hunting vampires.

Why do we brush our teeth?
Little insects with mind control capabilities dig into our teeth and try to control our bodies. The only thing that can kill them is toothpaste.

Why do we have to drink water?
Because tracking chips have been attached to the water molecules so the CIA can track everyone.

Why are trees green?

ProfessorHenn

Te color of most cameras and microphones are green.

Why do we play this game?


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Because Lord Ravenclaw orders us to.

Why is Russia so big?
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