11-04-2015, 01:57 AM
BREAKING: FEIRMONT MAY ACTUALLY BE AN ODDISH
by Scylla
Artist's impression: The true form of Feirmont climbs out of the pancake disguise
THE SOUTH PACIFIC - In light of recent allegations of being a vampire, new evidence suggests that Feirmont may in fact be an 'oddish' in disguise of a pancake. Claims vary wildly, with some citizens and independent sources suggesting that Feirmont skinned a homeless pancake and wears it's skin everywhere. Others suggest that pancakes are an elaborate ruse created by the Oddish-kin d to hide their true identity.
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Some recent conversations within the Ministry of Regional Affairs conference room, recorded above, show Feirmont's recognition of his hidden identity. Other claims from prominent members of society such as Minister of Regional Affairs Kris Kringle also put Feirmont's true identity in question. This claim shakes the very foundation of TSP's government, harkening back to times of anarchy and despair.
Feirmont is still assumed to be the perpetrator of the crimes against pancake-kind.
[this article was written under threat and without pay]
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