The South Pacific

 Once upon a time, there was a a little girl that wanted to bring cake to her grandmother....
Wait. No. STOP!!  Wrong intro!! 

As is customary (and just short of regional law) Rebeltopia is running for the greatest, most important position in the South Pacific's democracy - Craziest!!!!


CoI:
(see the spoiler in my signature)

PLATFORM:


Its a small platform, but VERY sturdy! 

• To uphold the values (which are non-existent) of being TSP's CRAZIEST citizen and Legislator.
  
• No work (or school) and all play!
  
• I will never stop being silly and crazy
  
• Cake will be made TSP's OFFICIAL regional dessert!
  
• Free SPIT in the Lampshade Bar the second tuesday of every week!!
  
• I will not accept bribes whatsoever, unless they help me win re-election to this position
  

 ENDORSEMENTS: (I swear all these people were referring to me!!)
“You might just be the craziest person I've ever known, but you're also the bravest.” ― Marcus in J. Scott Savage's 'Water Keep'
“But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.” ― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye
“Sane is boring.” ― R. A. Salvatore
"Why that's outrageous! It's crazy!" - Scat Cat; The Aristocats
“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.” ― Wei Hui
“It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.” ― Jaclyn Moriarty, The Year of Secret Assignments

ACTUAL ENDORSEMENTS:
"I'm so glad you like potatoes too. <3" - Sygian [2/17]
"Nobody is disputing your craziness" - Kris Kringle [4/14]
"Rebeltopia's campaign made me laugh so hard I'd have shot the soda I had with me out of my nose if I were drinking it." - Toucan [7/15]

'Nuf said!!


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