02-01-2021, 09:40 PM
Tin for the position of Craziest
You may ask why? Am I running for the position of TSP's Craziest. This historical and utmost of importance post has gone for too strange from it roots.¹ It has gone from intellectually pleasing comedic effect to glittery blinding unreadable text. It is far to long that we have been hibernating in the scent that is of Purple's colorful literature.² We need change and it will come NOW.Why Tin and not that girl McKenzie?
She know what she did to not deserve this position!!!³ In other words, I'm the most sensible crazy person who can save us from doom.⁵ How? you ask. Idk either, that is why I ran for this thing. I'm sure the Craziest position have been keeping secrets! They are behind it all! The bribery of the LC election. The overwhelming support for the re-election of Hya. The controversy of the symbol of TSP. ⁶ I'm missing the last piece of the puzzle. I just got to have that seat to prove it! Now help me, non-legislators. We would finally know the power that's behind it all! ⁷What can I get from this?
I'll give you the incredible power, if I found it in office.⁸ Since there's probably only one eligible vote. It's all yours if you vote for me.⁹ *wink* *wink* *cough* Ahem.. Ryccia. *cough*PLANS! [insert evil laugh here]
- An X-ray scan of my brain for full transparency of my way of thinking!
- Exposé of the "power" which is one of my strongest points of this campaign.
- Uphold the integrity of the office... Nah! Who cares about this!
- A petition for a discord role for the craziest... Isn't this technically an elected position?
- Penguins as Symbol of TSP: Natural predator to FISH.
- Free Footnotes for everything for maximum explainability... Jerald, you're not getting paid for that.¹⁰
Conflicts of Interest
WW1WW2
The seven years war
The first Emu war.
Marbury v. Madison
TSP v. Spiral
The neighborhood cat v. My fear of neighborhood cats
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Any question is acceptable. Except but not limited to written with unreadable text, colors, capitalizations, style, sizes and/or fonts. You will be warned by my water sprayer for the neighborhood cat. Footnotes¹¹
¹ If the craziest position is unfulfilled acording to the legends, TSP will become too sensible and Colonel Llama would start the Second Emu War of 20XX due to boringness.
² 4 month is accordingly 83 Tin years.
³ As the writer of this footnote, I don't know what McKenzie did.
⁵ This campaign of 'Tin for Craziest' does not endorse the conspiracy of Tin being the most sensible person in TSP. ⁴
⁴ Where's number ⁴? Oh. Its here. Sigh I don't get paid enough to do this.
⁶ I'm personally not on any sides but Tin convince me to endorse penguins. I don't know why he likes penguins so much.
⁷ I think Tin is more deranged than enthusiastic.
⁸ You have to acept the terms and conditions for this giveaway which will be written on the back of the Criminal Code.
⁹ This is not bribery! Do not report this case to the High court!
¹⁰ That's my name! Wait! I'm not getting paid?
¹¹ I quit!
I'm Tin and I approve this message.
Note: this campaign may include some exaggerated alternative facts.
Note: this campaign may include some exaggerated alternative facts.