Granted. He becomes hot bread instead.

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I wish for snow in Brazil.

Granted, the Amazon rainforest's ecosystem collapses ruining the food web of the entire globe.

I wish that climate change would stop.

Granted. It stays stuck as heavy snow everywhere for the rest of eternity.

I wish for a new keyboard.

Granted, it only supports inuktitut syllabics.

I wish that I could control world politics.

Granted. The soon become practically null as Earth is introduced to multiverse politics.

I wish that I sounded like Morgan Freeman.

Granted, you sound like him only when you speak Polish.

I wish that I could simulate alternate history.

Granted. It becomes real and bloody after you simulate it, you like it or not.

I wish that I had telepathy.

Granted, you can only use it on everyone at the same time constantly.

I wish that I could keep my hair and nails on a specific length so they wouldn't have the need to get shortened.

Granted. Your limbs won't stop growing exponentially instead.

I wish for you to fall asleep.

Granted, everyone else does too, forever. >: )

I wish that you would take a break with posting.