Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish my favorite shows had a few dozen seasons.

Granted, but the extra seasons suck.

I wish the old people(Escade, Fudgetopia, etc.) would return to TSP.

Granted, but they are featured in EVERY dream you dream.

I wish Java would let Minecraft Classic run.

Granted, but it constantly crashes.

I wish TSSS thought I wasn't a DW fan.

Granted, but you become one.

I wish DWWtoMoTSPaI,UaTWiC.
(Note: it's not just random letters)

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish I was elected MoRA.

Granted, but you're elected in the region Deep Space.

I wish FIFA 09 was in SI units.

Granted, but now you have to re-learn everything about the game.

I wish TSSS could come up with a better campaign.

Granted, but yours are the worst in human history.

I wish PH stop posting so much.

Granted, but no one else posts.

I wish GE would be my spam arch-nemesis instead of TSSS.