Granted, but the servers go down and you can't rp anymore.

I wish I had more video games.

Granted, but the discs are irreparably scratched and useless.
I wish people would be nicer to me.

Granted, but you can't stand to be in the same room as anyone else.

I wish I had the house to myself.

Granted, but you become lonely and depressed.
I wish there was more snow.

Granted, but you're buried under 10 meters of snow.

Actually, I also wish there was more snow.

Granted, but due to a recent nuclear weapon test, the snow is highly radioactive.
I wish that I could eat an apple right now.

Granted, but the apple is infested with worms.

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, but the computer gets hacked.
I wish I was typing this on a computer.

Granted, but you are only able to type 1 wpm.

I wish I had more hot chocolate.

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.
I wish I could go sledding.