*Puts lampshade for auction*

"The auction starts with number 1, the Jade lampshade. Withstanding every known threat in the universe and had been farther than any item. It has travelled to Pluto, entered the Wormhole, blown up by chemical agents, and touched by the Flash. Prices start at £50000000000000000 Pounds."

"£∞!"

You know what, I am just going to wait to see what happens.

*confiscates lampshade*

*swipes lampshade*

"That is auction property!"

*Stuns Henn and Caasd*

"Now, going once, going twice, Sold to Caasd for infinity pounds

*snatches the lampshade just as TIK is about to give it to Caasd, then escapes on a jetpack*

*leaves an infinite check behind*

*calls the police*

*shoots Caasd with a Kamino Saberdart, revealing that he's a shapeshifter*

*eats the Lampshade*