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HNNG! Must... Not... Make... Dirty joke!
Granted, both of your hands are to be amputated. I wish for chocolate cookies! <33
Granted, in Soviet Russia, they eat you.
I wish I could imitate any person's accent.
Granted, but every time you do it you get slapped in the face.
I wish life was easier. <33
Granted, you accomplish anything you want in your whole life in 10 minutes, leaving you in absolute boredom.
I wish for world piece of cake.
Granted, But it tastes like dirt.
I wish that weekends were longer and workweek were shorter. Sent from my LG-D500 using Tapatalk
"...if you're normal, the crowd will accept you. But if you're deranged, the crowd will make you their leader." - Christopher Titus
Deranged in NS since 2011 One and ONLY minion of LadyRebels The OUTRAGEOUS CRAZY other half of LadyElysium
Granted, workweeks are eliminated and now you get to work on weekends.
I wish that glasses never got dirty.
Granted, get sanded instead.
I wish for telekinesis. <33
Granted, you can use it on objects lighter than 50 g.
I wish I could browse the Internet with my mind.
Granted, but the sheer amount of popups and annoying ads leaves you in a perpetual catatonic state.
I wish for a pet bat. <33
Granted, but then it bites you and then you turn into a vampire, where you accidentally walk into the sun and crumble to dust.
I wish my bedroom was interesting.
I am Zadiner/Zak. Part of Assembly, some other stuff, Founder of some other region.
Hey, I have a bunch of issues. You don't need to care. Emoji of the week: :dodgy: |
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