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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotatory blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

^ U boy, but u put female in your Profile

I'm a what now? Read my last post; I'm clearly an attack helicopter.

If I become an admin I'll lock this thread .3. so me of win forevaar

Too bad you're not one. .3.

I shall use my army of two-headed attack phoenixes to win dis thread, go my pretties!
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I can win this game forever and end this rivalry once and for all.

Next person to posts declares that he/she is a slave of Arux and slept with JB. Muahahaha!

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Oh my