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Granted. You get bars made of monkey.
I wish for Jaguar repellant. <33
Granted, but it turns every organic species against you
I wish for Magikarp!
"毎日の小さな努力の積み重ねが歴史を作っていくんだよ。"
Put a little effort everyday and it will stack up and create a foundation for you. - Doraemon
Treasure Island Awards Best Roleplay 2020 Treasure Island Awards Best Roleplayer 2020 Cocos Winner for Best Character Writer 2017 Cocos Winner for Best International Event 2017 Cocos Winner for Best Overall RP 2017 Things to know: Medical Intern and Biomedical Scientist from Indonesia, Muslim, 188 metres tall, loves trains
Granted. It's dead and on fire.
I wish for even moar cookies. <33
Granted, they are made of your worst nightmare. Oh and a pack of jaguars maul you for it
I wish for the next person to post to have a hot date.
"毎日の小さな努力の積み重ねが歴史を作っていくんだよ。"
Put a little effort everyday and it will stack up and create a foundation for you. - Doraemon
Treasure Island Awards Best Roleplay 2020 Treasure Island Awards Best Roleplayer 2020 Cocos Winner for Best Character Writer 2017 Cocos Winner for Best International Event 2017 Cocos Winner for Best Overall RP 2017 Things to know: Medical Intern and Biomedical Scientist from Indonesia, Muslim, 188 metres tall, loves trains
Granted. The date is inside an active volcano. Burnt to death within seconds.
I wish for more time. <33
Granted, you spend it all staring at a clock.
I wish the next person to live long and prosper.
Granted. He lives too long and snaps like a rubber band.
I wish I had a tank. <33
Granted, the water tank contains a furious army of vicious piranhas.
I wish I had a space station including instant transportation to and fro.
Granted. There is nothing for it to orbit around and it is sent into the depths of open space, where you eventually die due to the lack of resources.
I wish for scrambled eggs. <33
Granted, you're eyeballs are the scrambled eggs. Enjoy your meal!
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