Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 11-20-2014
Esteemed Justices,
I would like to press charges against The Salaxalans for assault and physical aggression against McMasterdonia, a decorated veteran of the New Southern Army, on Tuesday, 18 November 2014. This action was unprovoked and occured in the IRC channel of the South Pacific. McMasterdonia remains bedridden and unable to conduct himself without assistance, which is why I have brought this suit on his behalf.
Evidence of the aggression is presented below. We hope that The Salaxalans will face an appropriate punishment and respectfully ask the Court to order a compensation of 500 000 Drama Llamas for McMasterdonia, for all the physical and psychological harm inflicted upon him.
Evidence A Wrote:9:14 PM <•McMasterdonia> Thanks to the new pensions act brought in by Kringalia my life is more comfortable now ![Smile Smile](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/smile.png)
9:14 PM <•KringPhone> o/
9:14 PM <•Alv> pensions what-e?
9:14 PM <•Salaxalans> Kringle
9:14 PM <•Salaxalans> You should take away the pension
9:14 PM <•Alv> Good to hear though. ![Tounge Tounge](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/tounge.png)
9:14 PM <•Salaxalans> Without notice
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> Kringle is supporting the veterans!!
9:15 PM — •KringPhone suddenly takes away Salaxalans's pension
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> Salaxalans is a bleeding heart liberal who blames the veterans for all of the regions problems ![Sad Sad](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/sad.png)
9:15 PM <•KringPhone> I do, McM!
9:15 PM <•Southern_Bellz> kringle can you get me a pension irl?
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> As the Minister for Veterans Affairs I strongly condemn Salax and urge that he be put to death
9:15 PM <•Salaxalans> I don’t have a pension, Kringle ![Sad Sad](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/sad.png)
9:15 PM <•Salaxalans> :O
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> or tied to the back of a car and dragged through the streets!
9:15 PM — •Salaxalans stabs McMasterdonia
9:15 PM <•KringPhone> You were going to get one, Salax
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> Something proportionate to his crimes
9:15 PM <•McMasterdonia> Salax attacked a veteran!
9:16 PM <•McMasterdonia> *screams*
9:16 PM <•Rebeltopia> ALV!!
9:16 PM <•Alv> Put it down.
9:16 PM <•Alv> Hey rebel
9:16 PM <•Rebeltopia> ![Happywide Happywide](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/happywide.png)
9:16 PM — •Salaxalans throws a potato at McMasterdonia
Evidence B Wrote:9:32 PM — •Salaxalans stabs McMasterdonia
9:32 PM <•Dali> Xorier sounds adorable as a new pet name ![Tounge Tounge](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/tounge.png)
9:32 PM <•Xoriet> xD
9:32 PM <•Dali> Or, a drunk guy trying to apologize
9:32 PM <•Dali> "I'm soooooooooooooo xorier"
9:32 PM <•McMasterdonia> Salax is attacking a veteran again! He will certainly be put to death
9:33 PM <•Alv> Death is quick, but dishonor lasts forever :O
9:33 PM <•KringPhone> This crime will not go unpunished
9:33 PM <•KringPhone> I will press charges on McM's behalf!
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Lord Ravenclaw - 11-20-2014
I would like to request the death-sentence for the defendant, striking my husband will not be tolerated. As we speak I have arranged for experts from the North Pacific to fly to the Southern Central Hospital and assist with his care.
Mr Salaxalans will be receiving a bill for medical expenses.
Lord Ravenclaw
Rt Hon. Assembly Member for Eagleswing South Pacific
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 11-23-2014
I would like to press further charges against The Salaxalans, for stabbing me, the Delegate of the South Pacific, and requet a compensation of 750 000 Drama Llamas for all damages caused. I am including all the relevant evidence:
Evidence C Wrote:9:29 PM <•KringPhone> What did we say about contradicting my logic?
9:29 PM — •Salaxalans stabs Kringle
9:29 PM <•Kazmr> Add another charge to his court case
9:30 PM <•Kazmr> HIGH TREASON!
9:30 PM <•Salaxalans> >_>
9:30 PM <•KringPhone> Indeed
9:30 PM <•Kazmr> I volunteer as the lawyer once again ^_^
9:30 PM <•KringPhone> Murdering the Delegate!
9:31 PM — •Arbiter08 throws Salaxalans into the High-Court
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Gustave Berr - 11-23-2014
The High Court Justices will discuss these charges and determine if a trial will be necessary.
Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 11-23-2014
I doubt a trail will be necessary, but a trial would be much appreciated.
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Llamas - 11-24-2014
(11-23-2014, 08:18 PM)Gustave Berr Wrote: The High Court Justices will discuss these charges and determine if a trail will be necessary. I believe that a trail is *highly* necessary, and will begin building one with TSP's tax dollars immediately.
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RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - ProfessorHenn - 11-26-2014
I would also like to press charges against The Salaxalans, for the harm he has caused to my heart. I can call forth witnesses, if you like.
The Evidence is clearly said and Wrote:[20:53:26] <@Salaxalans> WE MUST ESCALATE OUR EFFORTS
[20:53:28] <@Alv> Its revolving around Saul Goodman. ![Tounge Tounge](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/tounge.png)
[20:53:37] Salaxalans plunges the knife into Henn’s heart
[20:53:47] <@TAC> The song got me sold on the series ![Tounge Tounge](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/tounge.png)
[20:53:51] RutschenPlaneten|Away escad. . .pes
[20:53:53] <@Alv> Woah woah woah, We need a intact heart for the sacrifice
[20:54:00] <@Salaxalans> Oh
[20:54:01] <@Salaxalans> Uh
[20:54:04] <@Alv> Not a mutilated one.
[20:54:07] <@Alv> We must move on
[20:54:18] Salaxalans throws the heart in the dumpster
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 12-02-2014
I would like to press further charges against Salaxalans for stabbing me, the then-Delegate of the South Pacific, on 29 November 2014. I would like to demand additional compensations of 500 000 Drama Llamas for the damage caused to my wellbeing.
Evidence E Wrote:7:23 PM — •KringPhone probably shouldn't admit that the "security crisis" was just us three admins having an advanced April Fools
7:23 PM <•Salaxalans> BYEEEEEEEE
7:23 PM — •Salaxalans stabs Kringle
7:24 PM <•KringPhone> Oh dear
7:24 PM — •Henn|Away|Away slips the address of x10hosting and myBB
7:24 PM — •KringPhone collapses
7:24 PM <•KringPhone> Thanks Salax
7:24 PM — •Salaxalans drops KringPhone in a soda
7:24 PM <•KringPhone> I'll add that to your list of charges
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 12-02-2014
I regret to come once again to press further charges against Salaxalans. Today he stabbed Southern Bellz, the 16th Delegate of the South Pacific, once, Xoriet, the current Delegate of the East Pacific and a Citizen of the South Pacific, once, and Gustave Berr, Chief Justice of this High Court, twice. This pattern of violence is unacceptable, and demands a strong response from our judiciary.
Evidence F Wrote:18:55 Salaxalans: STAB HIM
18:55 Henny: WHO
18:55 Salaxalans: ANYONE
18:55 GustaveBerr: Well Prof, now I won’t need you.
18:56 Salaxalans stabs GustaveBerr
18:56 Southern_Bellz has joined (Southern_B@ool-18e499ee.dyn.optonline.net)
18:56 NyanServ has changed mode: +o Southern_Bellz
18:56 Salaxalans stabs Southern_Bellz
18:56 Henny: Balls.
18:56 GustaveBerr: That’s twice now, Salaxalans.
18:56 Southern_Bellz: Hello Everyone
18:56 Xoriet: Is Salax getting violent again?
18:57 Salaxalans: SB, just so you know, that movie theater was AMAZING
18:57 Southern_Bellz: I just wanted to say that if anyone agree with my proposal to have some minimum discussion time for legislative suggestions, I would appreciate a second to my motion to vote: http://thesouthpacific.x10.mx/thread-1314.html
18:57 GustaveBerr: Salax seems to always be violent
18:57 Southern_Bellz: I saw the movie over the weekend too
18:57 Salaxalans stabs Xoriet
18:57 Southern_Bellz: It was really good
18:57 Salaxalans stabs GustaveBerr
18:57 Kringle: Oh dear
18:57 Salaxalans: SB, the theater I went to, though
18:57 GustaveBerr: THREE, REALLY?!
18:57 Salaxalans: Dear lord
18:57 Kringle goes to press more charges
18:58 Salaxalans: Only place I’ve been where everyone cheers after each preview
18:58 Xoriet: :o
RE: Charges against The Salaxalans - Kris Kringle - 12-02-2014
Due to the following disturbing pieces of evidence, I must ask the Court to order the immediate arrest of The Salaxalans, as a preventative measure, to ensure public safety:
Evidence G Wrote:19:08 GustaveBerr: Salaxalans, it’s not lookin good for you, buddy
19:09 Sovreignry has joined (~Sovreignr@174.34.197.227)
19:09 NyanServ has changed mode: +v Sovreignry
19:09 Salaxalans: ![Sad Sad](https://tspforums.xyz/images/smilies/sad.png)
19:09 Salaxalans: Maybe the Delegate will give me a pardon
19:10 GustaveBerr: I’m about to order you to house arrest, bro
19:10 Kringle: Salaxalans has committed so many crimes
19:10 Kringle: He has stabbed 6 people
19:10 Kringle: Three current or former GCR Delegates, a SPSF General, a Chief Justice
19:11 GustaveBerr: Don’t you think House Arrest is fair until we get a trial, Kris?
19:11 GustaveBerr: I certainly do.
19:11 Kringle: *Four
19:11 Kringle: I agree
19:11 GustaveBerr: I don’t want to get stabbed for the fourth time.
19:11 Kringle: Delegates don't have pardon power
19:11 QuietDad: Justice America style late 60s-early 70s. Go to Jail or join the Army
19:12 Salaxalans: They do when the charges aren’t actually laws, Kringle
19:12 Tano has left IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
19:13 QuietDad: Imaginary Executive powers can be used against imaginary crimes
19:13 Kringle: I doubt Delegate Tsunamy will pardon the man who stabbed two of his predecessors, a fellow Delegate, the Chief Justice and a NSA veteran
19:13 Salaxalans: Unless I threaten to stab him
19:13 QuietDad has changed mode: +o Unibot
19:13 Kringle: :O
19:13 Kringle: Treason!
19:13 Salaxalans: Again, I’m already going to be hanged
19:14 Salaxalans: So might as well
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