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Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Kris Kringle - 10-16-2015
SCYLLA HAS AN EXPLOSIVE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS DOCTORS
by Kringalia
Government Island — A rise in hospital-related injuries led this newspaper to investigate and we soon found out that all doctors who had been treated for serious injuries had been visited by the infamous hat thief Scylla. They all revealed on condition of anonimity that Scylla had developed a strange case of explosiveness and would often explode whenever someone tried to treat him.
Talk in hospitals all over Government Island has been of forming a union to demand better healthcare for those who treated Scylla, and there are rumours that hospitals are filing a restraining order against him at the office of Chief Justice Dark Strait. In the meantime, flyers have appeared all over the Island offering 2 million Drama Llamas to whoever can successfully treat Scylla. It is unclear who made the offer.
We tried contacting Scylla for comments, but his neighbours say a recent explosion at his house knocked out the phone lines.
by Kringalia
Government Island — A rise in hospital-related injuries led this newspaper to investigate and we soon found out that all doctors who had been treated for serious injuries had been visited by the infamous hat thief Scylla. They all revealed on condition of anonimity that Scylla had developed a strange case of explosiveness and would often explode whenever someone tried to treat him.
Talk in hospitals all over Government Island has been of forming a union to demand better healthcare for those who treated Scylla, and there are rumours that hospitals are filing a restraining order against him at the office of Chief Justice Dark Strait. In the meantime, flyers have appeared all over the Island offering 2 million Drama Llamas to whoever can successfully treat Scylla. It is unclear who made the offer.
We tried contacting Scylla for comments, but his neighbours say a recent explosion at his house knocked out the phone lines.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - rhinotaz - 10-16-2015
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Foolish doctors.
*pulls out blowgun*
This is a task for a veterinary.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Ryccia - 10-16-2015
2 million DLs?
That's nothing! How about 2 trillion?
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - rhinotaz - 10-16-2015
I'll accept anything for it, just tell me where Scylla is.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Siberian - 10-16-2015
I do like the increase in Southern Onion posts. But it does seem like the rest of the Southern Journal has been abandoned, especially NS forum side.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Kris Kringle - 10-16-2015
We still have Journal issues every two weeks, posted both here and on dispatches. In fact, last week we published our tenth issue. You can check it in this very forum! Onion articles are released at random times because they don't have the regular issue structure, so we just publish them whenever we have an idea for a story.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Kris Kringle - 10-16-2015
Siberian:
I stopped posting the Journal on the NS Forum because I saw either indifference or negativity. However, I am interested in knowing what TSP thinks. I encourage everyone to say here if we should resolve posting issues there.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Zak6858 - 10-16-2015
Kris you should do an article on our little 'disagreement' in the Hall of Spam in Condemn The Pancake
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Siberian - 10-16-2015
(10-16-2015, 03:30 PM)Kris Kringle Wrote: Siberian:
I stopped posting the Journal on the NS Forum because I saw either indifference or negativity. However, I am interested in knowing what TSP thinks. I encourage everyone to say here if we should resolve posting issues there.
I'd like for us to revive our thread. It'll be nice for everyone to be able to see what's going on in our region without having to go out and properly look for it on our forums/region page.
I'm not exactly sure how much work compared to how much attention it gets would be worth it, but I'd be happy to help out if that's what is needed.
RE: Scylla has an Explosive Relationship with his Doctors - Kris Kringle - 10-16-2015
If you feel it would be worth the effort, I would be happy to resume posting articles there. I will make sure to post incoming Issue XI on the NS Forum.