Hello TSP! My name is Tim Stark and I want you to elect me as Delegate of these great realms this January. I've come up with a flawless gameplan that is frankly better than anybody else gameplan for this Delegate election and eventual reign as delegate. While all the other candidates may try to woo you with rhetoric, emotions, and making heart-eyes at random civilians, I'm not about that. We're here to make game-winning plays, you know?

If elected Delegate, I guarantee you only one thing. I'm going to tart. I'm going to tart real hard. You know what our issue is? We don't tart enough, we don't badger people to join the WA enough, and thus our greatness is slipping.

Frankly, I don't think we should ever be electing people that don't go in with a tarting-focused approach because a little secret is that if you endorse people first and send them a telegram then they're way more likely to endorse you back. As you get more endorsements, you get more prestige. With more prestige, more people want to come to your region. With more people in your region, you get more endorsements. With more endorsements, you get more prestige. Y'all see how this works now?

I've pre-answered some questions already

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What are you gonna do if you don't get elected?

Go back to not being WA immobile, because WA immobility is an awful thing unless you're the delegate of something. I'm really good at tarting and gaining lots of endorsements, so I can always tart again later.

How do we know you're qualified?

I've spent nearly 300 days at the helm of a GCR Delegacy already, and spent that time having one of the best ratio of endorsements to WA nation population in all the GCRs. I'm a really good tarter, and under me we can see a ton of endorsements come through and grow us to not be the lamest in endorsements.

But Tim, some people only tart once every week or two and that's fine right?

No, that is mediocrity. I tart for excellence.

Will you vote in the World Assembly?

Yes, and I'll do it usually within the first few minutes of the vote starting. Our vote becomes worthless if we don't use it to stack early, so waiting to see how everything's panning out is a complete waste of our World Assembly voting power. While this is less important in the GA, because it's the less important chamber, I'll always be on top of it and hitting up our regional GA gurus to advise. In the SC, I'll vote with the Cabinet's interests, and we'll be damn good at being powervoters.

Can we trust you not to coup?

As long as y'all don't start worshipping any whale deities.

THE GRYEJ WURNDESS THIS MUST BE A PLOT *MANIFESTO THUMPING INTENSIFIES*?!?!

Go outside, enjoy the sunshine, maybe have a drink, and then think about why you should feel bad for your continued pointless conspiracy peddling. How pointless are you in NS that you're resorting to getting relevance through making false conspiracies?

Why are you running?

I'm running because I know I'd be damn good at the job I'm saying I'll do, and want to bring attention to the fact that you frankly should not be even considering a run for Delegate if you're not willing to dedicate the time to regular tarting that the job mandates. The Delegacy Endorsement Count, maintaining that count, and growing that count, are the most important aspects of the job. Everything else is secondary and stems from that. 

Tim, what about being an Ambassador of the Region and to the Community?!

Yes, I will do that as well. However, I feel the best way to do that is regular engagement with the community through the expression of a desire to all grow. Fortunately, good tarting involves actually sending individual telegrams instead of region:the_south_pacific TGs so I'm going to be sliding up into the telegram boxes of so many people. It's going to be great engagement.

How will you make sure the RMB stays clear of crazy people like TSP Next?

I'm going to get the whole region to laugh at them, and unify as one single entity of glorious power through our unity there. Also, the LC does a great job policing the RMB and I'd help them out with that game as much as I can.

There are allegations that you've been having candle-lit dinners with top Imperialist officials. Is there any truth to this?

Yes, I have met with OnderKelkia and NES for dinner on occasion. My mentality is that if an Imperialist wants to take me out and buy me dinner while they do it, I'll always take the sales pitch. I will then cover the tip because I'm not a piece of shit, and then ignore that Imperialist's calls if they want to meet up again. Them hoes ain't loyal.

Do you want to coup Balder?

No. Also, do people actually realize the optics of couping and securing a Sinker? As someone who has actually couped and secured a Sinker, I can assure you it's really not worth it. All of you edgy bois with your Sinker Coup plans, it's not worth shit and neither is your plan.

Will our endorsements reach a new record high if we elect you?

Yes. It's going to happen so hard.

Is this a serious campaign?

I'll let the Talking Heads decide. However, I would certainly take the job seriously if elected, and would damn sure get our endorsements higher than they've ever been before.