Take the million dollars on my head (by reaching up) and bribe people to let me get away.
If it was supposed to be a figure of speech, then fake capturing myself (or getting my head) and then use the millions of dollars to bribe people to let me get away.

What would you do if the politician you hated most won the election for head of state in your country? (if your nation has elected heads of state. If not, what would you do if the last person you wanted as head of state became head of state?)

(I thought you would use WHYDI)