Due to overwhelming and unprompted demands from my loyal friends and cronies, I have agreed to run for Chair of the Assembly. I have a clear and simple manifesto which I believe will lead to a better Assembly and a better TSP;

1. All formal decisions of the Chair to be decided by polling #LegLounge
   
2. The Wheel of Subversion will be spun no more than once a day
   
3. Monday Madness - a new Great Council to be started each and every week
   
4. Glen to be banned from posting in the Assembly
   
5. No more spirals
   
6. Mallorea & Riva to be appointed Executive Vice-Chair with special responsibility for marsupials
   
7. The Ministry of Media will be abolished
   
8. Python to be banned from using pikathink (or derivatives) in the Assembly
   

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Conflict of Interests: I have one nation - Belschaft - and am in no other region. I am an Associate Justice of the High Court and a Senior Moderator.