Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, an affable but slightly dazed and confused Beepee went to the voting booth. To get to the booth, he had to take a walk along the beach, where he stumbled over an empty tin can. 'Littering is disgusting' he thought and he picked up the Tin and threw it in the trash where it belongs.

As he contiuned along, our intrepid Beepee came across a cute little bunny rabbit, whom he slaughtered and cooked upon an open fire. Mmm, tasty.

Finally heading along the base of the cliffs he saw the protrusions of some ancient petrified dinosaur bones. Luckily, dinosaurs died our years ago... which is good because dinosaurs are nasty, unintelligent creatures. Cats are much better.

Finally arriving at the voting booth, Beepee picked up his pen and voted for the only person who deserved a vote for craziest and that is Karen from the Home Owners Association.

Content with his choice, Beepee slapped Rebel-topia on the way out of the voting booth.... How Very Dare You!