I nominate myself for craziest person.
I would very much like to decline. I spit on the very notion of elected office. However, the great chains of duty, in addition to actual chains my incorporeal doppelgänger is using to drag me to the podium, compel me to graciously accept.
If that's not legal, I declare my candidacy for craziest person.
Republic of Lansoon (Pacifica)