Twelve Days of Christmas Wrote:

On the first day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the second day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the third day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Eight macaroni
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Nine badgers eating
Eight macaroni
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the tenth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Ten lions roaring
Nine badgers eating
Eight macaroni
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Eleven hopping bunnies
Ten lions roaring
Nine badgers eating
Eight macaroni
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Max Barry sent to me
Twelve Pacific dollars
Eleven hopping bunnies
Ten lions roaring
Nine badgers eating
Eight macaroni
Seven weeks of drama
Six penguin leaders
Five glitter guns
Four blue flags
Three French Henns
Two northern lights, and
A lampshade in a palm tree