"You got to be kidding me!" shouted Papa Unclepear, angrily crushing the report about the Darkstrait civil war and jumping up from his throne. The generals and secret service officers, lined in front of him,  started sweating, while the Red Jujus on guard awaited for his orders. "How come we did not foresee this? Who was in charge of monitoring the country?" One of the officers, a plump and balding man, timidly raised his hands, shaking almost uncontrollably. Papa Unclepear looked at the Red Jujus and ordered "Bring him to the Self Criticism Room!" While the soldiers dragged the unfortunate officer away, silencing his pleads for mercy with a swift hit on the throat, the Eternal Leader started to instruct his generals about the next moves.


An official statement from the Voodoo People's Republic of Bruuma


We will not leave our ally alone in its fight against the counter-revolutionary insurgents. We are deploying by sea to Darkstrait a full Army division, including tank and heavy artillery battalions, supported by our Navy frigates  and our Air Force attack helicopters and planes. We are also sending a rescue team of Red Jujus to evacuate our embassy personnel.  

Dark powers to the People!
To guard Peace and Socialism!