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Postcard: Intelligence Arts College, Gralois
A team of five walking along the street where the college is located on in the breeze of the Gralois morning is accompanied by a team of two BBS commentators, a graceful woman wearing a black blazer named Magda, who some allegedly would recognize she's from Brient straight away, and a man d
Woigt the Silent (Woigt sagtnie in Boudican) is tired of the hegemony of the culture barbarians and gives a lecture on how things should be done.
Quote:Mrawanie jak dies woja ik kelwwie,
No matter how much this war disgusts me,
ik lec mrawa, (ha-ha), na fel lec ty estene loswa
I deem it a service to the case in question
ein dins walz daln.
to erase your existence.
Rudolf's piano is illuminated as the camera focuses on him pressing the keys that make up the intro before the song begins proper. The spotlight eventually starts to expand to cover Rudolf himself, looking down diligently. When Raban and Warin begin to add more instruments to the intro, the spotlight becomes multiple as the rest of the stage lights fade in. A much more brighter yet smaller set of spotlights brush the stage from the bottom, briefly shining on the performers, as the cover art of the song, an edited file of a painting on the assassination of Woigt the Silent, where he is shown shooting a gun, comes into view on the screen. Finally, as the sets came into view, a nervous Warin, dressed from the early periods of the then newborn federal republic walks nervously with a book in hand towards a stage with a desk and chair straight from the timeline where Woigt the Silent, was living in. Played by Wendell, he was sitting, looking focused on Warin. His face felt like he was somewhat unamused, although his big moment was coming, with his microphone on his desk. Warin then speaks in a voice that is clearly reminiscent of anxiety with a pressure emitting from his mouth straight towards the face and therefore the ears of Wendell.
Quote:Woigt sagtnie,
Woigt the Silent, (historical figure who ended the Reign of Terror)
nas konwiecru jalwos su maswie!
our concurations are messing everything up!
Tei mense ty heft!
The people need you!
Ty lekcrad sein zacyz!
Your lecture (must start) now!
Wendell gets up from his chair, with a face that turned more serious this time.
Quote:Hic fla wosnie 'tei Sticomu' namynie,
They do not call me "the Tactiturn" for nothing,
Ik ty nienka skrac, lichze Besczaniec frad ty
I'll steal your woman, like a Berusturgian to that bike of yours
Ik tyfus marzy efic, i ty liebewie kapti,
I'm more effective than tyfus, more broken than you cherish,
i barzy stic, matraza tei Pakcaru namy.
so silent, sailors name me (after) the Pacifics.
Quote:Qualiteit vorbei quantiteit, zeit nein fur nagaleid,
Quality over quantity, time not for negiligence
Ich dar faanger im eine reibungtraager wide medeteid.
I'm the hunter in a friction bearer against mediocrity
"terror mich nein" ist was ich ann dar platz schrift,
"Terror me not" is what on the square I wrote
und folge mich nein, feuer ann dar Mayerstrasse ich,
and to disobey me, an attack on Mayer's street (see: The Hatchet Incident) I will(,)
Quote:'werde lass ihr loden lichze Markus if Faltem,
(I'll) let you lead like Markus of Faltem (Besernian general supporting Reign of Terror who ended up being eaten alive),
Dar if jedder ihr bedste, lichze doute kof' nachdem,
for you are better than the rest, like the shower after korfball (Besernian school sport),
Staat'sches vorbei Strasse', fur ich roos kenn sechs,
National language over street (language), for I already know six,
'rappes Montwalsches' so tenen, sie gibe mich ALS.
'Izaakian rappers' (phrase from a satirical skit, used to describe cringe-worthy rappers) so cringe-inducing, they give my feet ALS.
Quote:Ty my lauw musget ty sagtdy bede bed,
Pray your oral prayer to the barrel of my musket,
seis ik raked Opalenru ty tei atmosfer raket,
as I shoot you through the atmosphere with (Hejerr) Opalen's rocket,
jece ik na Tywen juz, dail my herd ein tromgrofel,
but I'm already on Tyr, because my heart is a drumroll,
jes ty ik shur, my piertd ty mowel komel.
if you stare at me, you'll get earthworms in your mouth.
Quote:Grywni lekcrad, Woigt sagtnie,
Outstanding lecture, Woigt the Silent,
jece ik jalwed samm kwota auwaga gieb mishnie.
although I do not find that everyone has paid the same amount of attention.
Sein, fla tei hadwywie
Time(,) for (the) enforcement
Quote:Stakend sag "Woigt dar Leise ist eine adel wend 'bliker",
Wretches say "Woigt the Silent was a noble turned republican",
jedoch ich Waldemaar noch diennst, grunelnein lamzer.
but I'm more serving than Waldemaar (chancellor who started the Reign of Terror), groundless arse(hat).
Zu mest ich gestalt ihr, burer deken ihr babarir,
To dust I turn you into, (my) people think you're barbarians,
ann dar seefot wahren ihr gehen und ihr fornikir.
on the beach while you gallivant (go) and you fornicate.
Quote:Ik "carpe diem" jafta lichz', my moz ensiykoplidi,
I "carpe diem" like a jaften (type of fly), my brain an encyclopedia,
my specine ein lijn im, 'tobaka-snuifty' cacty.
my pigments in a line, I ate it in the 'sniff-tobacco' style.
Dug Katarad lichz, jal my katarakda giebdy,
Powerful like 'Katarad' (nickname of a past active Besernian politican), all of it gave me cataract,
ein tadzu' Sprana kupody, Obravy makad zacdy.
bought a ticket to the (Falstburg) Spring, went back home from Obraviastadt.
Quote:So gedemane ich doed sormer vlaje,
So harmonious, I added sormer (Boudican spiced seasoning) on my vlaje (Haoeneshafen rice cake)
Zu Balitja ich kampf fur sawa im kokje,
to Balitem I invaded for a degree in hazelnuts,
ich snuif belachana, und ich jest schlaff flede,
[font]I sniffed up some Belachana (Besernian name for a shrimp paste used in Arnchow cuisine), now I sleep less often,[/font]
jest ich toten vir Meinhard fur ein paca zu hij frod, bouew.
now I can get killed by Meinhard for a punch to his face, boo.
(This post was last modified: 10-13-2022, 09:06 AM by Besern.)
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