[08:33] Roavin: here's what's gonna end up happening
[08:34] Roavin: candlestic comes back and starts spamming
[08:34] Roavin: i come online and ban the first candlestic account I see, which happens to be Islands
[08:34] Roavin: I then ban the ohter one and unban Islands, DMing him to say it was a legitimate mistake
[08:34] Roavin: meanwhile, Islands sees it as ABSOLUTE PROOF
[08:34] Roavin: that I was trying to ban him the entire time
[08:35] Roavin: and uses it to rile up the region against me
[08:35] Roavin: due to the pressure, I get recalled as PM and my chat mod status is stripped
[08:36] Roavin: candlestic comes back, but nobody's online to ban him. feeilng encouraged, candlestic then takes to the forum and spams it so much that it interferes with the special election to replace me as PM
[08:37] Roavin: the forum goes down and we don't really have a way to track legislators or do much of anything anymore. seraph, as Del, tries his best to chide things over on-site but it's just too chaotic because the RMB is worried more about licking each other than the health of the region.
[08:39] Roavin: meanwhile, Glen is trying to get help from a myBB Discord server to try to recover the forum after the deadly spam attack by candlestic, when candlestic shows up on that Discord server and starts spamming again. In the confusion surrounding what was happening and the report to Discord, glen's account is temporarily deleted, which in turn means the TSP Discord disappears too
[08:40] Roavin: in the confusion, nobody notices that one of Souls' minions then tarts their way into the Delegacy and coups the region to install a raider tortuga governance
[08:42] Roavin: this frustrates me SO MUCH that I don't pay attention at work the next day and because of it, I accidentally put a bug into one of the essential parts of the building security management system my company produces
[08:42] Roavin: that bug is only triggered by very specific conditions, which happen to come together at a military site in [country redacted], where our software is used.
[08:43] Roavin: an easy intruder is spotted, but reported in the wrong location, so the intruder has free reign, where he stumbles upon the entrance to the bunker where the nuclear rods are stored
[08:44] Roavin: he trips and falls into the container, but can't actually swim, and his body ends up between two rods, acting as a sort of heat conductor, failing the system
[08:44] Roavin: but due to the alarm being reported at the wrong location, nobody is there to actually do something baout it until it is too late, and the entire site explodes.
[08:45] Roavin: Trump thinks this is an attack that missed and launches the barrage of nukes. Putin thinks this is an attack and does the same, all targeting the same place.
[08:45] Roavin: this splits the earth down the middle, ending humanity as we know it.
[08:45] Roavin: ALL BECAUSE OF ISLANDS DUMB USERNAME.