| Corrupt a Wish |
Granted, but its chocolate cream pie. With extra cream. And extra pie. Even worse, when you go to cut into it, you discover that your (now Arbiters) bunny was stuffed inside, and died a horrible, gruesome, agonizing death.
Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes: 2601 (including that one bunny) I wish I wasn't so good at corrupting wish's.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts (04-13-2014, 10:03 PM)Kris Kringle Wrote: Granted, but it will bite other people's heads off. I'm fine with that  (04-14-2014, 01:30 AM)The Union of Free Individuals Wrote: Granted, but its chocolate cream pie. With extra cream. And extra pie. Even worse, when you go to cut into it, you discover that your (now Arbiters) bunny was stuffed inside, and died a horrible, gruesome, agonizing death. Granted, but no more adorable creatures die when Kris wishes. I wish that I could watch the Walking Dead.
Granted, but you get mugged just before it gets good, the last thing you see before your beaten into unconsciousness is your favorite character being swarmed by the undead and then being set on fire and pushed off of a sky scraper and falling to certain death.
I wish that every time Kris Wish's, as an unintended side effect 111 small animals die horribly.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
Granted, but twice as many animals are born.
I wish my wishes stopped having horrible consequences. Former Delegate of the South Pacific
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Granted, but you forget how to wish.
I wish my favorite character lives (and not as a zombie ) till the end of the show.
Granted, but the show is immediately cancelled afterward
I wished I had not missed the elections.
DMoRA of the CIA
MoA Officer in the SPSF
Granted, but you wouldn't have won anyways.
I wish that Crimson would turn Maroon.
Granted, but then you explode.
I wish for a bunny plushy. :3
Granted, but then it explodes anticlimactically. Then it pull itself together from the ashes and comes to life, and now seeks bloody revenge on the living.
Adorable Creatures Killed by Kris's Wishes:2712 I wish for a sandwich, that I can eat, thats a flavor i like, that isn't poisoned, or rotten, or disseased, or stolen from me immediately after I get it.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
Granted, but you'll stop wanting a sandwich as soon as you get it.
I wish Hank had taken Walt to court. Former Delegate of the South Pacific
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