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Granted, but the Neo-Cakeists take over and eliminate all Pie Cultists.
I wish for the Cake Crusades to begin!
Granted, but ya die in it.
I wanna sleep forever.
The Third Imperium
Journalist, South Pacific Independent News Network (SPINN) Provost, Magisterium Sergeant, East Pacific Sovereign Army Journalist, East Pacific News Service Foreign Affairs Minister, The West Pacific
Granted, but you never dream, and you never wake, and you never die, over time geological processes pull your body under the earth, and the strange magicks below mutate your body into an unimaginable form, and you rest forever in the silent city beneath the waves. Over times legends of you reemerge and cultists try in vain to wake, only to have their souls devoured by your unnatural form, while you are trapped forever in an unconscious oblivion.
I wish for another Katana.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
Granted, but it's a broken one that can't be fixed.
I wish for a telescope.
Granted, but it's a broken one that can't be fixed.
And you drop it on your toe leading to months of painful botched operations before finally having your foot amputated. I wish for a sword made of Pure Energy.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
Granted, but I steal it :3
I wish UFI didn't hunt me down for his sword.
Granted, my sword hunts you down for me.
I wish for a suit of power armor.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
My threads: Philosophers Corner The Ice-creamist Movement for Peaceful Unification of Desserts
Granted, but the armor is from the kingdom of unicorn land, and only protects from "pretty" attacks.
I wish that I could be elected to an office position in TSP by the end of the year. -Griffindor/Ebonhand
-Current Roles/Positions -Legislator 2/24/20- -High Court Justice 6/7/20- -South Pacific Coral Guard 11/17/20- -Minister of Engagement 6/17/22- -Past Roles/Positions -Legislator 7/3/16-4/10/18 -Secretary of State 4/3/20-2/24/21 -Chair of the APC 9/24/16-5/31/17 -Vice-Chair of the APC 6/1/17-4/10/18 -Local Council Member 7/1/17-11/17/17 -Citizen 5/2012-12/2014 and 2/26/16-7/3/2016
Granted, in fact, a new position is made for you. You are elected as TSPs Official Janitor For Life.
I wish all attacks were "pretty" attacks.
"Liberty is the Gate and the Key to Prosperity"
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