Granted, You're washer now throws wet laundry at you at 30 times the speed of light, and your dryer is so hot that it ionizes whole universes into exploding.

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I wish to be a wizard with real magical power.

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Granted, but accidentally end up in the Middle Ages and get killed by the Inquisition before you even get to try them.

I wish that I knew how you people in TSP looked like in real life.

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Granted, but they don't clean or dry your clothes quite enough.

I wish I had the combined fortunes of Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, and Scrooge McDuck.

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Granted, but just before you get your wish granted they all go bankrupt.

I wish to never have a nosebleed again.

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Granted, but your gum bleed constantly.

I wish it would take so long to catch up on shows.

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Granted, but your gum bleed constantly.

I wish it would take so long to catch up on shows.

Granted, it takes the same amount of time to catch up on shows, but now all shows are aired on the same day, and each season is only one episode, meaning you have a year to wait in between new content for shows you actually like.

I wish someone would go back and corrupt The Solar System Scopes wish.

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Granted, but they do it via PM.

I wish I wasn't too lazy to get a midnight snack.

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Granted but all your food was expired
I wish i was more active.

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Granted, but ya have less time to play Minecraft.

I wish I had a replicator.

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Granted, but it replicates man-eating bunnies, which devour you before you can do anything.

I wish for a galaxy all to my own.

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