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Channel Surfing (definitely not stolen)
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01-09-2019, 10:47 AM

A children's TV channel playing Bert and Ernie singing the Rubber Duckie song on an endless loop.

Ernie needs Bert's help! He needs Bert to practice singing Rubber Duckie to his rubber duckie, just in case Ernie isn't around to do it. What if he suddenly needs to go around the world? Join them in singing this classic tune! #RubberDuckieDay

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01-09-2019, 11:49 AM

A nature documentary channel, complete with a narrator with a British accent.
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01-10-2019, 02:40 AM

A critic lambasting the documentary channel for "not enough duckies".
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01-10-2019, 08:13 AM

The same narrator arguing that rubber ducks are not edible, which therefor means they’re not alive.
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01-10-2019, 07:05 PM

A cooking channel featuring the Great British Duckie Bakeoff show - Hosted by a minor Kardashian for some reason.
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01-10-2019, 09:35 PM

The No Duckie channel, a channel reserved for non-duckie-infested programming.
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01-10-2019, 09:37 PM

A commercial advertising the No Duckie channel, so people can escape the madness.
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01-12-2019, 01:14 AM

A commercial advertising a new sitcom titled The Megacorporation, a mockumentary about a few eccentric characters who work in the HR department of a giant megacorporation that sells rubber duckies.
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01-12-2019, 09:43 AM

A channel that has nothing to do with rubber ducks...until the commercial break.
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01-13-2019, 05:29 PM

A sitcom called Enemies, a show about two enemies who live beside each other after an unfortunate incident involving rubber duckies.
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