Beepee on behalf of the Ron/Debs joint ticket for Delegate 2019.
Background
Ron
Ron is one of TSP's most unrecognisable characters (given his recent surgical procedures at the hands of Dr. Pen).
Despite numerous attempts at the any job within TSP, Ron has failed to convince voters that he is a viable candidate, UNTIL NOW!
This cycle, Ron has learned from his previous mistakes and has determined he will launch a solid campaign platform for election.
At the opening of his campaign rally, Ron called for everyone to support his bid for election stating:
"I represent the true democratic intertia that we need in TSP!"
Other, more learned "teaspooners" have questioned whether Ron is fit to hold office. Ron took these questions in his stride:
"If I dont win the delegacy or the delegacy is snatched through some administrative wheeler-dealing, you can bet I'll be calling it an establishment rouse."
Debs
To many, political newcomer Debs was a surprise pick for running mate by Ron. Despite only holding minor secretarial duties in the past, she is quickly establishing herself as a firebrand capable of stoking a populist fervour.
Playing to the crowd with usual her "populist regionalism", Debs said to the great unwashed:
"We're the best region! We are! We're gonna show those in the toilet paper Pacific how to run an election and manipulate the results for a Ron/Debs victory! Unlike them, we won't get caught!"