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Constitution of the South Pacific
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Just a fun game I came up with, borrowed from an old community I was part of before it imploding.

Just create some legal-sounding 'articles', or be an arse by writing an article anulling someone else's article. You may not post consecutively and may only post again when someone has posted after your recent post.
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Article 1: The possession of lampshades shall warrant life imprisonment with no parole.
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Article 2: If an individual would like a commutation for the offense of possession of lampshades, they must appeal to The Risk Board on Floor 71.3.
Minister of Foreign Affairs
General of the South Pacific Special Forces
Ambassador to Balder
Former Prime Minister and Minister of Defense

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Article 3: The South Pacific shall be a sovereign state forever at war with the cult of Amerion.
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Article 3.1: If a member of the cult of Amerion is duly elected as the Delegate of the South Pacific, then the South Pacific shall merge with the Sun itself.
Minister of Foreign Affairs
General of the South Pacific Special Forces
Ambassador to Balder
Former Prime Minister and Minister of Defense

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Article 3.2: In the event that a member of the Cult of Amerion is elected to the Cabinet or any equivalent positions, that member in question has to utter "Vermillion Communications Device" 101 times and hear puns from the Pun Masters of The Coalition of The South Pacific for 72 hours before they're allowed to assume their duties.
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Article 4: Pineapple is punishable by death.
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Article 5: The Pun Masters of the Coalition shall include at least one and no more than 173 pun-focused members of the Coalition. To join the Pun Masters, a member of the Coalition must challenge an existing Pun Master to a Pun Contest. If the challenging member is victorious, they shall be admitted to the Pun Masters. The Pun Masters may expel a member by two-thirds majority vote, where votes will only be counted if they contain a successful pun. After being expelled from the Pun Masters or failing an application to the Pun Masters, a member of the Coalition must wait at least six months before reapplying. In the event of a Punmergency in the Coalition, the Pun Masters may assume full control of the government of the Coalition's government by a four-fifths majority vote, where votes will only be counted if they contain a successful pun.
Minister of Foreign Affairs
General of the South Pacific Special Forces
Ambassador to Balder
Former Prime Minister and Minister of Defense

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Article 5.1: A Pun Master may not enter the legislature chamber of the Coalition of the South Pacific and should one become a legislator, they shall either forfeit either position within a week or be beheaded during a televised session after said week.
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Article 5.1.1: If the Pun Master, at the time of their publicly televised beheading, can present a single pun, then the execution shall be called off.
Minister of Foreign Affairs
General of the South Pacific Special Forces
Ambassador to Balder
Former Prime Minister and Minister of Defense

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