If the chair of a round is not present
and for 72 hours appears absent,
then the other players may
to address their dismay
appoint amongst them a new chair
to finish the turn as spare.
A simple vote of majority
shall grant that chair authority.
For daring to fall into a slumber,
the previous chair's point number
shall be decreased by exactly ten
and until they post may not vote again.

The repeal of rule three hundred one. (301)
Rule three hundred one might seem fun,
But is far too difficult to maintain.
It limits the creativity of the insane
whom I wish would join us.
Thus this should be repealed without a fuss.

All rules should contain alliterations,
for which the Chair will give congratulations,
if the player should succeed,
because that would be really neat.

In the alliteration every word that joined,
shall give the player 1 point.
The Chair forgetting the congratulation,
shall get punished with -5 points with no hesitation.