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RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-26-2018
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LONGRE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-26-2018
*sees events unfold from time machine*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
You have created a time loop!
This thread is now doomed to repeat that one post forever!
*screams as he's pulled into the loop...forever*
RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-26-2018
*lives through the time loop several times until Frost’s memories travel with him intact through the loop.*
Ok.... it’s time for the King to fix this...
*hits the reset button and retcons the timeloop*
I am the king of the hill, but anyone is welcome to challenge me for this hill.
RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-26-2018
*prevents Frost's and Sakh's births*
There! Now they're gone forever!
Wait...did I just create a paradox?
RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-26-2018
Yes you did...
*the timeline corrects itself*
RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-26-2018
how is that possible
*blasts you to the heat death of the universe*
There.
*travels back and steals a king's throne*
*brings it back to the hill and sits on it*
I RULE THIS HILL.
RE: King of the Hill - Imperial Frost Federation - 08-26-2018
*A voice tumbled in the distance*
You... Arr.... trespassing.....
Leave this hill at once!
*A disfigured silhouette appears behind Midand and proceeds to boot him off the hill.
RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-26-2018
*falls*
Ha! With this time machine, I can do anything!
*blasts you to the Big Bang*
THIS HILL SHALL FOREVER BE MINE!
RE: King of the Hill - The Sakhalinsk Empire - 08-26-2018
*destroys all time machines*
There.
*takes hill*
MY HILL
RE: King of the Hill - Midand - 08-26-2018
mah time machines
*invents teleportation instead*
*teleports on top of you so you explode into a pile of guts*
Mine!