*Doesn't stop.*

Totally mine, though.

...

Raises statue of himself, calls it the "Claimiest King"

The hill is indeed mine.

*Takes our a sledgehammer and tears down the statue*
This hill is my hill.

Grabs some heavy artillery and shells the heck out of the hill
"Mine now. Or at least what is left of it."

*rebuilds the hill with dirt and gravel*

It is mine, as I raised it from the dust.

*rises from the grave like a zombie, and scares away everyone*
Miiiiiine.......myyyuuuuuh..,.....hiiiiiiiillllllll....

*Invents a zombie cure, sells it, and buys hill*

My hill now.

*destroys the deed*
My hill.

Undoes the undoing of the undone deed and builds a fort of mud
"This is Fort Screw You All, My Hill. Quite a mouthful."